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Do you have problems? I can solve them all.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 26/04/2019 21:26

Hello, I'm Thigh. I will work with you to help you achieve the perfect balance in life. I am unfettered by knowledge or training as are my on call team of kindly agony aunts. We're ready to heal you.

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DanglyTassles · 08/05/2019 20:18

No I still have Esben in the basement but unless he's been feeding himself on rats I rather think we may find him to be deceased by now.

We are so Thigh around here we forget to attend our captive men and sometimes they pass away before the organ harvesting can begin!

nakedscientist · 08/05/2019 20:43

As I, or we, have explained, it is by hot air balloon that the ZA will travel. The vibrations of a chinook would simply render us dust. Won't someone think of the CHILDREN?

Nowaypast · 08/05/2019 20:47

Dangly I can still practice on him even if he's dead. As long as thigh doesn't get jealous.

DanglyTassles · 08/05/2019 21:09

Noway no don't worry. crack on, she hates him now he was a bore when he was alive!

DanglyTassles · 08/05/2019 21:12

naked so sorry will send the Chinook directly to thigh I am not a scientist so did not know the effects of the vibrations on a zombie apocalypse!

Now I know this, can I interest you in a one-man dingy? It's got paddles!

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pineapplebryanbrown · 08/05/2019 21:14

DT is right. I can't be doing with my prisoners after I've captured them, or had them captured for me in Esben's case. It's the thrill of the chase, and the kill. You can do what you like with the Danish twat.

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DogHairEverywhere · 08/05/2019 21:16

Thigh, really, you need to visit my MIL who is a traditional Welsh speaking feeder. You would not leave there until your entire life history has been extracted and you have eaten one cake more than you are comfortable with. But of course, with the NO VISITING rule, you are safe.

So it's either back to Aber to Sophie Bach the dog friendly cafe (not the other Sophies in Aber),
Or the other direction to Machynlleth to Blasau. (Not sure about the cawl there and its quite a small intimate space, but apparently dog friendly).
Tbh, i haven't eaten in either of them, so can't vouch for them.
The victoria inn in Borth does reasonable food, or did last time i was there, but no cakes as its a pub, but dogs can go in the bar area and you can walk along the beach, should you wish.

For the full Welsh immersive experience, you need to go to North Wales, they seem to hate us english speakers far more up there.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 08/05/2019 21:17

No would you like me to visit your sainted mother? I'll get some tips for you re the hand shandies.

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waxahatchee · 08/05/2019 21:18

What the fuck are you all talking about now? I keep popping in and having a little look around. I see Thigh is enjoying the cuntryside. Is it raining thigh? Are people walking around with guns?

DogHairEverywhere · 08/05/2019 21:18

Naked, don't visit Mid Wales, the low flying jets will have an apocalyptic effect on your apocalypse.

DogHairEverywhere · 08/05/2019 21:20

Wax, Thigh is in Wales...of course its raining.

waxahatchee · 08/05/2019 21:22

I had a food fight in a restaurant somewhere in Wales once. It was funny at the time but looking back I suppose we were being pricks

Nowaypast · 08/05/2019 21:38

thigh no don't visit her, I fear your welcome would not be warm. She lives near the world famous Dan Yr Ogof Caves - many's the time she's gone in to them with several friends. And come out alone shortly after.

DogHairEverywhere · 08/05/2019 21:47

Ooh, we have unmarked, disused mine shafts near me...

nakedscientist · 08/05/2019 21:49

Thisters, DT, I fear I my end up, up the said creek with no paddle and then gently dissolve. The apocalypse is as dry as a soluble disprin whilst being less soothing in a hangover situation.

DogHairEverywhere · 08/05/2019 21:52

I could play mind games with them when they're trapped down the mine. Telling them I've called for help, or that it's raining hard and that the mine shaft might flood.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 08/05/2019 22:02

They can only be rescued if they speak Chiléan.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 08/05/2019 22:03

I never did get to the bottom of the men with guns story.

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nakedscientist · 08/05/2019 22:14

My gran said that if a man has a gun you should leave his bottom alone.

DogHairEverywhere · 08/05/2019 22:19

Wise words from Naked's gran. I prefer to leave all mens bottoms alone, whether they are gun wielding or not, but that might just be me after my previous experiences.

ProjectGainsborough · 08/05/2019 22:23

Or fondle his bottom as a distraction while you take his gun?

PLEASE release the zombie apocalypse now. I’m so bored of civilisation. I want my pointy hat.

nakedscientist · 08/05/2019 22:51

The trouble is, project, the zombie apocalypse formally known as me, has gone to bed with a hot water bottle and a cup of tea.

DanglyTassles · 08/05/2019 23:16

Night night naked and All.

I was going to offer you a battery powered scooter next but you sound comfy in bed so it can wait until tomorrow.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 08/05/2019 23:41

Naked is our last hope for Project to be Pope Project I. I've temporarily gone wild and too busy thinking about whether the lambz (my lambz) have been counted. I'll put a couple in the front seat of my car, they can help drive.

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pineapplebryanbrown · 08/05/2019 23:48

Apparently some farmers are coming to the field below my garden tomorrow to mark lambz. I'll try to get some photos of these farmers so we can capture them and interrogate them about Welsh stuff. They look secretive.

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