Worst Movie you have seen?

[JoeyBartonHanson]

Two choices for me
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Shrek 3

I think it was called Open Water (called Adrift in the US). About a couple who go group diving in the sea and get left behind by the tour company. Greatest load of shite!

Blair Witch Project - so much hype (we even went to the special - and expensive - Halloween midnight showing) and all for nothing. Total toss, and made me feel seasick to boot (and lots of people felt the same, there was an angry queue demanding their money back when we got out of the screening).

Spice Girls movie - oh my eyes (disclaimer, I only went to take my DNeice who was a huge fan)

The Stuart Little movies. My kids loved them when they were small and so I had to sit through them countless times. I could have cried. 😩

I had an awful ex in my younger years who made me endure the Alien movies, terrible.

The Godfather 3 is pretty awful.

Meet Joe Black - I thought it would never end.

YES to the blair witch project

Mouse trap was the worse

The notebook - booooooring

RED SPARROW.

I have never been so fucked off at paying for a ticket at the cinema in my entire life. The trailers made it look intriguing the reality was 2 hours 21 minutes of nudity, torture and more nudity. I'm no prude but it was just so unnecessary.

Lobster with Colin Farrell

OMG it was just awful .......

Black Swan was pretentious shit I was so angry about it I started a thread !

SUICIDE SQUAD oh dearie me a bottle of wine couldn't save it for me.

Sex and the City 2. I knew I wouldn't like it. I don't know why I allowed myself to be talked into going to see it. I absolutely hate the whole fashion, makeup, shopping thing.

The new Hellboy was THE worst film I have ever seen. We left the cinema angry that we’d wasted out time and money on utter shite.

Matchpoint.

The Holiday. Dreadful.

Too many!! We watch a LOT of films...

But for the cinema...

Furry Vengance.
Stayed cos we hoped it would get better. It didn't.

And then lately Colette.
We actually left the cinema after about an hour... the completely empty cinema, but for us! Trawled about hoping to find a screen with a good film on... Aquaman - nope... Then there was a film about a man in a wheelchair - very uninspiring... also The Favourite - yawn... so we came home and watched a brilliant film called The Brand New Testament.

Mandy. Nicholas Cage and his limited range of faces. Religious nutters, then it transformed into a slasher/bloodiest. I left the cinema. It was in an “art centre “ complete with film notes.

Constantine. 2 hours of my life I'll never get back

Agree with a PP ‘Mother’ was beyond awful ... and didn’t it get some rave reviews? .

user1539506092 I was thinking about watching it the other night then noticed it had a 3.something rating on IMDB...it had to be pretty dire to score that low!

All Darren Aronofsky films are crap.

Cruel Intentions. Utter tripe.

Vanilla Sky
The Thin Red Line
Revolutionary Road

Happy Gilmore 😖 biggest pile of predictable shite I’ve ever seen.

Thomas and the magic railroad. Ds fave when he was younger. Watched it almost evvvery bloody day for 2/3 years 😭😭😭

Happy Feet. DD1 loved it. She loved it many, many times.

I had to hide the DVD and I'm not normally a cruel person.

@Thisisthelaststraw

Is that the one where only one is left...... then the boat comes looking too late, that haunted me for a long time!

Spy Kids 4D. Tried to sleep through it but the kids kept waking me up to do the next scratch and sniff.