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Good luck, Meghan!

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QueenDoria · 15/04/2019 20:49

Just wishing the lovely Duchess of Cambridge all the best with her labour. I can’t imagine how it must be - I was irked enough with my lively MIL phoning to see if I had any twinges. Can’t imagine what it must be like with the worlds press awaiting news. Hope it goes well and it won’t be long before your darling baby is in your arms. And, oh, if s/he has arrived already - you’ve played a blinder doing it on your terms!
And Harry, don’t faint!

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BoomTish · 15/04/2019 22:04

I’m just here to wish QueenDoria the best of luck with her next poo. If you’re getting twinges, don’t be afraid to just bear down.

If you’ve already had the poo, well done on doing it on your own terms, girlfriend. High five! Whoop!!!!

OneInAMillionYou · 15/04/2019 22:05

Total cringe fest. Are you hoping for an honour, OP?

SnipSnipMrBurgess · 15/04/2019 22:06

Jesus Christ I nearly turned myself inside out cringing.

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AnyFucker · 15/04/2019 22:08

Christ on a bike, what am I reading ?

MegsUterus · 15/04/2019 22:08

Thx hunni xx

NaturatintGoldenChestnut · 15/04/2019 22:09

Fucking hell, I'm going to Thighland.

PortiaCastis · 15/04/2019 22:14

Jesus Mary OP get it right

ButDoYouAvocado · 15/04/2019 22:16

Mate.

WhentheRabbitsWentWild · 15/04/2019 22:18

I now know the meaning of "made my toes curl"

WarmthAndDepth · 15/04/2019 22:18

Ooooo, I am weeping. Thank you so much, I have just literally laughed myself out of awful knee pain which has been bothering me all evening -it is temporarily gone!

FishFace2019 · 15/04/2019 22:19

I’m going against the grain here and wishing her luck too. Given the family she’s married into, she’s going to need it.

ChardonnaysPrettySister · 15/04/2019 22:19

Move away from that sherry, OP.

MorningsEleven · 15/04/2019 22:21

Fuck a duck!

RunAndBeeHappy · 15/04/2019 22:23

god who cares about some hanger on...

ShitAtScarbble · 15/04/2019 22:23

Was this meant to be funny?

Oh dear. Oh dear oh dearie me. I'm dying for you OP.

Cherrysoup · 15/04/2019 22:26

Ugh. Stop. 🤮

GlitterPixie · 15/04/2019 22:27

@MyKingdomForBrie I laughed so hard at your comment I woke up the cat

Redglitter · 15/04/2019 22:29

Ps - my user name - I just thought your mother was so regal and proud at your wedding - and the Queen of fabulous single mums everywhere star

Yip Meghan is absolutely going to see that message 🙄

PortiaCastis · 15/04/2019 22:31

ha woke the cat up has made me laugh but maybe it's the wine or both

donquixotedelamancha · 15/04/2019 22:37

I think you've accidentally posted this on MN instead of texting her.

:-)

DoctorDread · 15/04/2019 22:38

Oh bless!!!!

Springwalk · 15/04/2019 22:41

Ariesgirl1988 · 15/04/2019 22:41

@ MyKingdomForBrie your comment I'm pmsl I just choked on my cigarette smoke from laughing I thought exactly the same

slashlover · 15/04/2019 22:42

And, oh, if s/he has arrived already - you’ve played a blinder doing it on your terms!

They will announce when she's in labour! I don't get why people don't understand that!

derxa · 15/04/2019 22:42

Buggering Hell this is awful

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