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How long could you run for if zombies were chasing you?

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AbsentmindedWoman · 13/04/2019 19:25

Reckon after 12 minutes I'd be done Grin and after vomming, I'd have to resign myself to a gory fate.

Supposedly there's adrenaline and survival instinct etc but am cynical. Genuinely feel like I'm going to die after a certain point when running. Even as a child, I was slooowww (however, could still keep ahead of most zombies, apart from the especially speedy types possibly) although I did have great stamina back then.

How about you? Do you think you'd find a burst of speed and endurance and could keep going like a machine, or would you be a goner?

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KTD27 · 13/04/2019 19:26

Based on my 5k performance and general day to day fitness I’d guess approximately 23 seconds. I’d be king of the zombies very very quickly

AbsentmindedWoman · 13/04/2019 19:27

I’d be king of the zombies very very quickly

I like the positive spin you've put on this. Silver linings!

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megletthesecond · 13/04/2019 19:27

Depends on how fast.
Fast I'd only last 10 minutes.
A steady run I'd be ok for a couple of hours at least.

iklboo · 13/04/2019 19:28

I'm much better at hiding than running.

Igottastartthinkingbee · 13/04/2019 19:28

Well they don’t go very fast do they so I’ll be ok for ages I reckon! Slow is my preferred running speed but I could go for 90 mins at least, enough to get to a place of safety such as The Winchester.

OldAndWornOut · 13/04/2019 19:28

I think the best I could manage is quite a fast walk.

RJnomore1 · 13/04/2019 19:29

Thing is

You don’t need to run fast or long
Just faster and longer than the person behind you.

SiliconHeaven · 13/04/2019 19:29

Rule 1 Cardio. I’m the fatty that would be eaten first 🧟‍♂️😀

AbsentmindedWoman · 13/04/2019 19:29

A steady run I'd be ok for a couple of hours at least.

A couple of hours of running Shock

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lljkk · 13/04/2019 19:29

I imagine slow shuffling zombies, but a whole city of them to avoid. I'd manage 1.5-2 hrs.

AbsentmindedWoman · 13/04/2019 19:31

I'm watching Black Summer on Netflix, their zombies are fast.

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CheekyFuckersDontGetPastMe · 13/04/2019 19:31

I’m guessing a zombie would be quite slow and hoping there is only one so I might well be ok for 5 minutes.

If I didn’t have my glasses on I’d be screwed either way.

GeorgeTheBleeder · 13/04/2019 19:32

Inches ...

I could offer them wardrobe advice.Or bore them to (re)death.

technosausage · 13/04/2019 19:33

About 100 meters. Blush

Karigan195 · 13/04/2019 19:34

Depends on the type of zombie. Slow moving walking dead types better to be cunning than run anyway. Fast legend or resident evil type (albeit debateable if they are zombies or virus infected of another type) then we haven’t got a hope in hell anyway. Strategically better to run only as far as you need to to hide or position yourself better.

Butterymuffin · 13/04/2019 19:36

Aren't they all slow? That's certainly what I'm counting on.

EnormousDormouse · 13/04/2019 19:37

Weeeeelllll.....I ran a 5k (didnt stop, one foot off the ground etc etc) but was so slow I'm sure a fit walker/zombie could have caught up after about 15 mins. But as as someone said, you've just got to be faster than the person behind you. (And hope they don't turn into Zombie Paula Radcliffe)

Karigan195 · 13/04/2019 19:40

@Butterymuffin. Not all lol. I’ve watched far too many horror movies 🤦‍♀️

Upyourdaisy · 13/04/2019 19:44

I think random stuff like this, every time I go out I weigh up the pros and cons of different places for when the apocalypse happens

DianaT1969 · 13/04/2019 19:44

I could run until my Uber arrived I think. 4 minutes?

Upyourdaisy · 13/04/2019 19:45

AbsentmindedWoman I've just finished watching that, do you like it??

MonkeyToesOfDoom · 13/04/2019 19:47

Wouldn't need to run too long, just enough to reach the shed, chainsaw is fueled up and ready to roll.

Come get some zombies..

TowandaForever · 13/04/2019 19:48

I. Don't. Run.

Lofari · 13/04/2019 19:48

How many zombies are we talking about?
What are the weather conditions?
How long since we ate a meal?
Lots of variables to consider.....

BettyBooJustDoinTheDoo · 13/04/2019 19:50

Great question! Slow zombies a couple of hours because my adrenaline would have kicked in but up against Linford Christie zombie probably 30 minutes max.