can you chose how you sneeze?

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how do you sneeze?

No (I’m very loud)

My DP definitely MAKES THE MOST OF IT!

No. I go all out. If I try and hold it in it hurts and my ears pop. I really genuinely can’t do it quietly.

I get really angry with people who unexpectedly trumpet out a huge sneeze.
I'm not sure why, but I feel like hitting out at them.

If you pinch the bridge of your nose, you can make an ‘ach-eee’ sound rather than an ‘ach-OOO’ sound. After a while of this, you’ll be able to keep this up without needing to pinch.

I can do a quiet one if I’m in a quiet room/cinema/theatre etc. Otherwise no.

Mine are loud and I can tell people find it obnoxious. I can't help it!

I sneeze very loudly if I'm on my own, but in public I can smother them so they are just a sneezy squeak.

DH always does enormously loud sneezes that make me jump. And then does about four more in quick succession. He is incapable of sneezing just once.

It's a thing. Sneeze intolerance is an actual thing. Like the thing where eating is really annoying. Sorry for unscientific post but can't be bothered to Google.

Like a normal human. Not like an ex, who would deliberately shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO as part of it.

My sneezes so i'm told are very small , just ah choo, , I dont think I have any choice

i just sneezed again, and it was just choo,choo,choo

I can't. If I try to hold them in they hurt.
So, it's a very loud 'atchoo' through the mouth from me!

I choose. If Im at home I let it out loud, but I can keep them quiet if needs be, say if Im anywhere apart from home.

You can train yourself to stifle sneezes. It hurts at first, but it's fine. My grandfather never let out a sneeze in the 28 years I knew him, and when I finally learned to stifle mine (almost always, anyway) in my 30s, I finally knew I was a proper grown-up

My husband laughs at me coz he thinks I am faking a sneeze. Apparently my sneezes are too 'quiet'. I prefer not being noticed when I sneeze

I used to work in an office with a woman who let out a volley of sneezes at exactly the same time every afternoon, without fail. It was quite uncanny. I somehow knew that this led other people (not to just me) to wonder if her orgasms were always multiple too

I have a very loud sneeze, if I try to contain them they end up sounding like a scream. They often take me by surprise too.

YES. I have a very little sneeze because 7 sneezes is an orgasm.appatently.

Is is a lie,

actually people like small sneezes far more than some twat ( male) that does a huge disgusting number round the office,

Loud sneezer here, I can hold in small sneezes, but not large ones. If I try to it pauses it for a few seconds, then forcibly comes out loud and with lots of saliva - which i dont usually have.

Quietly- I hold it in and do an inward sneeze. Hate when people sneeze loudly and dramatically everywhere.

How does one sneeze dramatically?

It depends how much warning I have. If I can feel it coming in I can ready myself to do it inwardly. Sometimes they just take me by surprise, and can be quite loud! DH says I always sneeze three times in a row. I'd never noticed it before but I have now. Thanks DH.

Yeah I can stifle my sneezes and often do when in public.
My son who is a teenager has dainty sneezes which are so cute compared to my brother's sneezes that scare everyone because they are so loud and without warning.

Yes I sneeze quietly lots, always a volley of 6-8 sneezes together (never made me orgasm lmao )
I have bad allergies though so have learned to minimise it.