DH's crumpets has writing on them!

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WTF?! Fresh out the packet....

Ha! Turned into alchohol! You got it cheap then

Still no response pouts

Contovercial post, but personally I'd rather have a toasted, buttered bagel than a crumpet.

contraversial obvs

I bought crumpets this weekend because of this thread. Warburtons profits have probably increased.

Eggs on crumpets are a disgrace. Marmite and lashings of real butter are the way to go. forget your bagel unless there is Philadelphia and ham on them

JUST HAD AN EMAIL

They want me to return the crumpets when DH is home at the end of the week. Presumably to verify they are legit, and he didn't just get bored with a Sharpie.

Is he known for graffiti on baked goods?

Has this been nominated for Classics yet?

DH picked up a pack of crumpets in Tesco that only had 6 in (9 pack of Warburtons) he obvs put them back and got a full 9 pack. I wonder if they were the missing numbers.

forget your bagel unless there is Philadelphia and ham on them

You can't put ham in a beigel!

Yes it's been nominated for Classics. I love this thread.

Has it really?! I've made it, finally in the MN Hall of Fame! Marriage had paid off at last....

Marriage had paid off at last....

Snort

I'm generally not a 'OMG I spat my tea out laughing' kinda gal, but this thread has really made me laugh. Has brought the best out in lots of MNetters and a tonic compared to lots of other doom and gloom threads.

But what if they are mouldy by the end of the week in a hot cab? And the mould has covered the numbers?? This is giving me anxiety.

Good point. Is his cab equipped with a freezer?

..... rushes out to buy crumpets ....

This is the most entertaining thread I've read in a while

Is it being moved to Classics?

No freezer, just a fridge.

Surely it's their lookout though, if they want them back?

I found a spider in my chocolate bar once

Got £40 worth of vouchers so I was happy

Surely it's their lookout though, if they want them back?

Absolutely. If they want them, post them.

I was just thinking about your DH in a cab full of mould spores. But a fridge should do it.

I wonder why they want them back?
Obviously your DH has stumbled upon something tip secret going on at the crumpet factory.
Has he been asked to provide finger prints, and examples of his handwriting?

No, just a sperm sample and a vial of blood with his last credit card application. But that's normal, right?

It's normal for him to send in a lock of hair too, OP. Did he not mention that?

How did he see the numbers. I’m now concerned I’ve unwittingly eaten crumpets with writing on. I don’t turn them over first.

Toast then butter and comsume.

Don't you pick them up side on to unstick them from each other @DobbyTheHouseElk ? Or don't they stick together these days?