Phrases that make you want to slap people in the face?

[notnearlythereyet]

Mine is ‘Riddle me this’. What’s yours?

In and of itself - mainly said by people trying to sound clever but it actually makes them sound stupid.

Making Memories also know as doing stuff.

You've got this so pointless I don't know where to start.

So hardly any sentences should start with 'so', but don't let that stop you.

‘like’ repeated unnecessarily in sentences. It’s not just young kids doing it now, it’s grown adults. It’s a disease.

yes. a very young teacher at my DS's parents evening spoke like this and i was astounded! Mentioned it to my DH on the way home but he was oblivious to all but her good looks.

Lots of these already mentioned, and
I personally think .......- well who else is it, then?

"My family = my world" - get a fucking hobby.

Strong and stable
We won, you lost, get over it
Remoaners
Brexit

Nigel Farage, (but it's his face I'd like to slap, the odious toad).

I say 'like' far, far too much in sentences, especially when I'm nervous

Sadik you better run!

"that is all"
"just sayin'"

‘Nom nom’ 👊👊👊👊

And ‘be careful’ as in, you trip over and someone says ‘oh be careful’ as if your trip happened because you are being a feckless idiot.

I've forgotten 'end of' the conversation stopper of the terminally witless.

When women say kind of laddish phrases like
"Back of the net!"
Or
"Get in there!"

But also
"Nomnom" literally makes my ears bleed!

"Hun": never call me Hun. Particularly hated when it's someone on social media whom I've never actually met.

"Reach out" when you mean "talk to" or "contact". It's just utterly stupid and makes you sound like a wanker

"Across the peace" - mostly because it was the favourite phrase of a former boss who was arrogant, thick, bent, greedy and a total tosser..

"Nomnom" literally makes my ears bleed!

Are you sure you mean that? If so, you need to see a doctor.

‘Can’t even’ and hubby

'Living my best life' makes me want to punch people

Cheer up, it might never happen

I like my miserable face so F off

'I'm not being funny, but...'

And ‘be careful’ as in, you trip over and someone says ‘oh be careful’ as if your trip happened because you are being a feckless idiot.

This is DH's favourite. I could literally cave his skull in with a shovel when he says it.

'So, I turned round to her and said ..'
' then she turned round and said.'
Grrr.
' I call a spade a spade' ; (then get upset when someone calls them a spade. )

' I don't know about you but .. blah blah.
( usually because they don't ask)

My bad! I hate this expression so much.

Marmite, gutted, gobsmacked, can I get?, I'm good, me and..., "Less" on occasions when it should be "fewer", I was sick.in my mouth, bless

'...... for the win!' Or 'Winning at life'

I

'curated' - applied to anything. I heard a teacher describe their classroom as 'curated' last week. A friend described our dining room as 'curated' - it is a pile of junk at the minute.

'Guys' - nope, not a guy and not American

'banta' Grr!

Love you all the moons and stars. Urgh

Not a happy bunny