Phrases that make you want to slap people in the face?

[notnearlythereyet]

Mine is ‘Riddle me this’. What’s yours?

'all the things...'

Stop speaking like a moron

'Outsourcing' the ironing / cleaning /dog walking etc

"Are you on glue?" I hate it. It's never funny.

And a friend of mine is trigger happy with the hashtags and it gives me headache #singlemama #longhairdontcare #family #lovemyfam #singlemummylife #happy #bliss #rockchickmama

At the end of every single post

#Fuck #Off.

I think the hashtag thing is because of auto-sharing from Instagram.

I also hate 'I was stood/sat'. I know professional journalists/writers who use it in their work.

I've been indoctrinated into starting every sentence in a work setting without saying 'so', I want to punch myself every time I do it!

‘I’m not being funny, but...

Well no, but I expect you’re about to be bitchy.

I don't mind 'passed away' so much. But just 'passed' causes a tweak of irritation.

"Triggered" it's overused and usually by people behaving poorly to excuse their piss poor behaviour. When used appropriately fair enough but it's like a lot of mental health terms. "I was having a total panic attack" and the often used and aforementioned "I'm so OCD"

Not a phrase, but obviously and literally being used in the wrong context
"Blue sky thinking"
"it is what it is"
"Reach(ing) out"
"This too shall pass"
All these, and "obviously" probably many more "literally" set my teeth on edge

Ta muchly, my boss says this. She's a nice woman but this drives me mad.

Also people that do fake crying including pretending to wipe away tears when describing a sad film or something.

"Need gone...".

"Absolutely fumin"
and "literally" when they mean figuratively.

On Facebook when someone asks for recommendations etc and the post end TIA. Don't know why, but urgh

‘Meh’ - smug and dismissive. Loathe it.

'You're welks' instead of 'you're welcome'.

Gives me the rage!

Yes draws instead of drawers. So many people don’t know the difference.
I know the difference , but they sound exactly the same, so how do you know they don’t know?

Hun. As in 'Don't worry, hun', not Atilla the Hun. It's the inoffensive term of endearment, honey, completely chav-sploited.[my new made-up word will probably annoy you all too...] And people who use it would never call me honey...😂

"With all due respect" followed by something that demonstrates a distinct lack of respect

Oh and "Bae"

"I myself"

‘Super’ before everything. Super easy, super smart, super excited ....it’s all ‘super ‘ fucking annoying.

'my bad'....👊

Think outside the box 😡😡🤬

Everything already said

Gawjus is one of the worst though, used by twats

Defin eye tlee. Definitely
The i at the end pronounced as eye !
I think it's a Dublin thing.