The most irritating sound in the world

[AlwaysSomethingThere]

I'll get the ball rolling:

People biting into apples
Tea slurpers

Kids incessantly bouncing footballs.
Fake laughter on TV programmes.
8 month old ds grinding his new teeth.

Shower drip, trickling taps set my teeth on edge!

When people leave the clicky tappy sounds on their phone keypad.

Teeth scraping on cutlery. If I’m ever in prison, it’s because I’ve murdered mil someone for this.

@fruityb well there you go, one less criminal to worry about.

Cereal eaters at work
Boiled sweet suckers on the train

A toddler whining

People who smack their lips before they speak. shudder

MysticReg totally with you re teeth/cutlery.

The girl in a TV ad (can't remember which one, it's clothing) who says "Always something new"

People clearing their throat of phlegm - H does this .

Anyone over the age of about 12 slapping their lips when eating. Makes me murderous when H and teen/adult DC do it but not when youngest DC or other younger kids do it.

I CANNOT bear the sound of someone touching aeroboard, I also can’t touch it. I need my DH to unpack anything that come wrapped in it whilst I run to another room.

My DH fiddling with his beard in the evenings that also gives me the rage.