The most irritating sound in the world

[AlwaysSomethingThere]

I'll get the ball rolling:

People biting into apples
Tea slurpers

Clicking pens 🤬

Children's ride-in electric cars. Worst fucking sound in the world.

My misophonia was so bad the other night I got in the car and screamed so loud I thought I was going to pass out 😢 when it's triggered it literally feels like I'm being physically attacked

Most of the above. Plus Chewbacca. Or children pretending to be Chewbacca.

My ex drinking cherry brandy. He would drink some them swish it round in his mouth before swallowing. I had to put my fingers in my ears.
Ex....thank goodness..

Teeth scraping on a fork.
Honestly, I could cheerfully murder my own flesh and blood for this.

My husband snoring

The wake up alarm beep. Urgh.

The squeak of plastic water bottles packaged together and rubbing against each other. I had to pull over once in the way home from Morrison's and separate the bottles onto individual footwells.

A door banging repeatedly. I was about to start this thread an hour ago.

Oh and next door coughing.
Cough cough cough cough cough cough....AGH!!!!!!!!!!

STOP SMOKING! You're 26 and have the lungs of an retired car sprayer!

Dh coughing. Dd immitating vegimals immitating whale song. “Why?” My best friend stirring tea or eating an apple.

Dr squish's voice

Adults who do “cute baby sneezes” with their lips - making a kind of high pitched “aaaahhh-proooo” sound. 🤨

Pen tapping or clicking the top. OH will do it until I am ready to rip his head off.

Misophonia is a thing? Oh god I have just found an explanation behind the rage certain noises can make me have.

My husband triggers it massively and I have told him that repetitive annoying noises stress me out massively.

Doors tapping in frames when not fully shut
Constant coughing
Sniffing
My husbands alarm going off again and again and the only person it wakes is me!!!

I didn’t know what Misophonia was and now I feel like I have an explanation - the stress and anger sounds can trigger in me is outrageous sometimes!

A slow bite into a piece of toast

rap "music"

I can’t believe no one has mentioned beginner recorder players. Or beginner violinists.

Nail biting
Knuckle cracking
Using a broom on concrete

Knives/forks/spoons scraping bowls and plates, ugh!

Ticky clocks

The voices of the annoying screechy' squealy YouTubers my DD watches.

Another misophonia sufferer here.

People eating crunchy food
Lip smacking
Crockery sounds in cafes when tables are being cleared
Snoring
Throat clearing
Sniffing
Young children squealing
When neighbours play music and I can only hear the baseline (somehow it's better if it's loud enough to hear properly)
My dog's claws on our wood floors when they need a trim
Fences banging in the wind
(Some) windchimes. I hate the really tinkly sounding ones but quite like the wood type ones

Beep

Beep

The intermittent beep of a dying smoke alarm, when it's midnight and you don't have the right battery in the house to replace it, and you're on your own with (somehow) sleeping DC. I can't decide if the beep, or the agonising wait for the next beep, is worst.

Chewing
Sniffing
Breathing
Drinking
Swallowing