What have you learned from MN?

[clairemcnam]

I have learned that someone, somewhere is taking deep offence at all those innocent chatty comments most of us say. Every week on here there will be someone complaining how someone insulted them or upset them by saying something harmless and chatty.

Oh and that Baylis and Harding products are Not Ok!

@thecurtain thank you for reminding me of that brilliant washing thread. I remember a comment about spiders dragging Thier spidery willies over it....

That when your husband/ partner says I love you but I’m not in love with you
Cherchez la femme
Ducks in a row
Lawyer up

Was too late for me sadly.
( but hey, I did very well)

That people say they have anxiety when really they have normal anxious feelings and haven't actually been diagnosed with a serious mental illness.

Any thread alluding to the removal of pubic hair or indulging in anal sex will become extremely polarised within 20 posts.

That you can cut pizza with kitchen scissors.

Brilliant piece of advice.

That many people think that their partner or husband never has sex with anyone else because they are happy. Until they find out.

That if I sell my house and move I will have horrendous neighbours/parking problems.

That no child is a brat, they only have SN, bad behaviour doesn't exist.

That there are kind people here who are frequently mines of Information.

That racism is rife.

That there are one or two really nasty people about.

Zoflora is the answer to everything. (Disgusting stinky stuff).

5 bottles of Zoflora and a couple of gallons of bleach every day and job's a good 'un on MN.

@Thecurtainsofdestiny Baylis and Harding really is horrible stuff for me though. It strips my skin like nobody’s business and makes me extremely dry. It’s like floor cleaner!

Flying monkeys

Toilet brushes are the devil and fruit is so sugary it's either to be avoided or eaten once in a blue moon as a huge treat.

That fruit is bad (full of sugar)
That there are nice and not so nice people in the world. Just the same as in real life.