Do you find yourself imagining what some of the regular mumsnetters look like?

[CocoDeMoll]

AnyFucker proper upper middle look but urban, edgy, boho look not country wax jacket look. Choppy hair bobbed.

worraliberty super skinny, very well manicured look, long hair in a straight ponytail. Same goes for bluntness

BertrandRussell has a unique look a bit like a left wing school teacher. Soft features but a sharp tongue.

Anyone else

(Obviously I could have these all wrong and I meant no offence by anything I’ve writtain. All very light hearted!!)

No @SneakyGremlins. Have you seen a photo? Oh! On YouTube! 😂

That's scary Vanilla.

Am I right?

I'll threadkill here I bet, but guess meeee!

@BobbinThreadbare123

Miss Marple but when she was in her 30s.

I'll wait for Grems to do me first. That sounds so wrong.

I imagine WolfieFan to be dishevelled and covered in grey dog hair. She dresses in black and while not small appears so next to massive dogs.

I already know though!

This thread is interesting. A few of the pp's self descriptions are pretty close to what I had imagined. I assumed Sparkling is a brown- haired, blue-eyed source of energy, hence the name!

Fair enough.

I'm 5'2", with shoulder length grey hair that was brunette about 10 years ago, wear cardis and boots. The rest is accurate though.

It's not that grey.

Do me!! Do me!!

This is brilliant most of mine have been proved thoroughly incorrect so I'll just slink to my corner and read the options of more enlightened folk.

What's my style of clothing, Belindas?

I live right next to Hampstead Heath and on the flip side (although I do obviously have pictures of MN'ers whose names I remember in my head) I regularly see women who I think are 100% MN regulars and want to talk to them. I think I can spot one of us a mile off but how do I know if I'm right, I can't just rock up and start asking people if they post on Mumsnet. I've never even seen someone wearing the scarf 🧐

MrsTerryPratcett, flowy clothes, glasses, long hair and yes, a wizards hat.
Anyfucker, funnily enough, just like Clare Underwood.
Sparklingbrook, shiny, tall, slim, brunette.
BertrandRussell, short, a bit dumpy, Hyacinth Bucket when she's doing her "country" look.
LassWiADelicateAir, tall, blonde, slim, smartly dressed.
Mathanxiety, short, plump, glasses, looks like Mary from Gogglebox.
Usual, I don't know if she's around anymore, but I always thought of her as small with short, dark (with a bit of grey) hair. Wears jeans, t-shirts, hoodies and has wrinkly hands.
RatRolyPoly, like Sparklingbrook with shorter hair.
BuffyTheReasonableFeminist, blonde, fit, gorgeous, dresses very casual.

On the basis of no evidence or reasoning at all Gremlins, I'm going with comfy blue jeans, a t shirt/jumper and practical but slightly quirky shoes

Actually apart from the jeans (I don't like men's jeans) that's not too far off

This thread is great

I love this thread. I don’t think that I do picture what people look like on here but I love that I now can see behind the posts of Anyfucker (aka the voice of reason).

I was spot on with AnyFucker

Another one who thinks Bertrand is tall and slim with short, grey hair. I reckon she wears COS and Kin from John Lewis type clothes. She may have slightly funky glasses.

Coco I imagine you to have dark, curlyish hair, with dark brown sparkly eyes. You are curvy and mischievous, with a wicked sense of humour. I think I maybe have the Coco de Mer shop in mind when I think of you.

hazeyjane you look like Merrily Watkins, or at the very least are a massive fan of Phil Rickman. We would get on in real life, if so.

SneakyGremlins you dress slightly retro, harking back to the 90s. You like old skool trainers. If you wear make-up, you eschew a polished look with foundation, but have a penchant for a flash of colour, like turquoise winged eyeliner.

callmekitten you are blond, petite and love pink cashmere and diamonds. You always scrub up well to look your best, even if only going to the corner shop. People think you are a pushover, but underneath you have nerves is steel.

This is fun!

SGB, stocky with wired, curly dark, greying hair. Wears trouser suits.

@Tolleshunt I'm taking notes for the start of my drag career

Did I get it wrong, then?!