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Do you find yourself imagining what some of the regular mumsnetters look like?

374 replies

CocoDeMoll · 15/02/2019 11:18

AnyFucker proper upper middle look but urban, edgy, boho look not country wax jacket look. Choppy hair bobbed.

worraliberty super skinny, very well manicured look, long hair in a straight ponytail. Same goes for bluntness

BertrandRussell has a unique look a bit like a left wing school teacher. Soft features but a sharp tongue.

Anyone else

(Obviously I could have these all wrong and I meant no offence by anything I’ve writtain. All very light hearted!!)

OP posts:
AnyFucker · 15/02/2019 22:13

Apollo Sad

ARandomPoster · 15/02/2019 22:13

Apollo Flowers

ApolloandDaphne · 15/02/2019 22:14

Please don't feel sorry for me. I am a happy and content person. I want people to know me for who I am now.

Chickenwings85 · 15/02/2019 22:16

I dont think I've commented enough to warrant being described however, if anyone wants to give it a go I'd be interested to see what you come up with.

Samcro · 15/02/2019 22:17

i once imagined a mnsnetter that I had "spoke"
I had a real picture in my head of her.....one day I met her (she came to my house) I answered the door and nearly told her she was not as she was nothing like my picture
((sorry nothing to with thread))

Margot33 · 15/02/2019 22:20

Do me please!

MissLanesAmericanCousin · 15/02/2019 22:26

I am both equally curious and equally afraid to think what people think I look like based on my posts.

Probably, she looks like that bitch from America Wink

AnyFucker · 15/02/2019 22:28

Margot you are very posh with coiffed hair

PinkSmitterton · 15/02/2019 22:28

I always assume @ilovesooty is the same poster I knew on TES in my time there so I picture her as very teacherly- not in the traditional Enid Blyton sense but the sort of cynical / warm hearted/ sensible / intelligent/ middle aged / take no shit teachers who were in management when I was an NQT, with long skirts in natural fabrics. (I mean this as a compliment! They were awesome people)

For some reason I always think of @MrsTerryPrachett in a similar vein but more artsy, with a head scarf...

AnyFucker · 15/02/2019 22:29

(Margo from The Good Life)

AnyFucker · 15/02/2019 22:31

misslane I expect you wear white ankle socks

PinkSmitterton · 15/02/2019 22:32

Also @Webuiltthisbuffetonsausagerolls is funky and cool with a dry sense of humour and maybe a leather jacket. I am basing this entirely on the fact it's the best username I've ever seen!

ApolloandDaphne · 15/02/2019 22:32

Please ignore me. Too much wine. Off to bed now.

TokyoSushi · 15/02/2019 22:34

@Bertrandrussel is very posh, she even has at home cards! I expect she's usually to be found in cashmere or smart jeans and a blazer with pearls!

@RedToothBrush I'd say is an academic, very sensible, perhaps a bit Boden, super knowledgeable about politics

@ohyoubadbadkitten is fabulous, she knows everything there is to know about the weather and is also good at politics. I wonder if she's a bit Seasalt in style?

Disclaimer, I know nothing at all about these people although I really like them and love their posts! Very unmumsnetty!

MissLanesAmericanCousin · 15/02/2019 22:42

AnyFucker True! But only at certain times. I wear them when I do my walks and sometimes at night because my feet get very cold. Smile

Crunched · 15/02/2019 22:45

I assume NottheFordType is a woman of magnetic sexuality.
I often quote her, so much that I think DH believes I know her in real life.

Drogosnextwife · 15/02/2019 22:47

@ApolloandDaphne

One of my best friends lost her little cpusin at Dunblane. I'm so sorry Flowers

Obloodyhell · 15/02/2019 22:48

bertrandrussel has short salt and pepper hair, she wears linen smocks, is very thin and lives in a houseboat in Campden. She is very organic.

SneakyGremlins · 15/02/2019 22:53

I always had @BertrandRussell looking a bit like Jacqueline Wilson.

SneakyGremlins · 15/02/2019 22:53

@PortiaCastis I reckon you look like Jamie Lee Curtis Grin

SneakyGremlins · 15/02/2019 22:55

@PhilomenaButterfly am I banned from answering? Grin

OhYouBadBadKitten · 15/02/2019 22:55

Seasalt! 😂 I don't even know what that looks like. Grin

@TokyoSushi I do picture you as a petite Asian lady, but I tend to be quite literal.

VanillaSugarr · 15/02/2019 22:57

philomena is 5’3 with a long brunette bob, she wears hoodies and trainers and has a slight whiff of garlic and rosemary about her. She has a latte moustache.

MillieMoodle · 15/02/2019 22:58

@SneakyGremlins I have also always imagined @BertrandRussell to look like Jacqueline Wilson Grin

SneakyGremlins · 15/02/2019 23:00

Glad it's not just me Grin

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