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Do you find yourself imagining what some of the regular mumsnetters look like?

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CocoDeMoll · 15/02/2019 11:18

AnyFucker proper upper middle look but urban, edgy, boho look not country wax jacket look. Choppy hair bobbed.

worraliberty super skinny, very well manicured look, long hair in a straight ponytail. Same goes for bluntness

BertrandRussell has a unique look a bit like a left wing school teacher. Soft features but a sharp tongue.

Anyone else

(Obviously I could have these all wrong and I meant no offence by anything I’ve writtain. All very light hearted!!)

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pineapplebryanbrown · 17/02/2019 11:30

Floof of course it was me, i just wondered if anyone erroneously viewed me as an elegant, willowy blonde Grin

derxa · 17/02/2019 12:50

Waves at Scrowy You might have been describing me in my heyday!
I'm quite 'solid' now. Longer hair than usual for a 60 year old matron!
The bottle of red is accurate.
I see you as slim, good looking and very fit. Good hair that is not very styled. Bright and very determined. I would not mess with you!
Good luck with the lambing. Weather much better than last year hopefully.

CircleofWillis · 17/02/2019 13:01

Gofiguire was I close?

JaretsGirlfren · 17/02/2019 14:12

GinUnicorn you are pretty much spot on! I am 5”0 with HH boobs, my hair is very dark brown and wavy and I love (fake) leather! Shock

GinUnicorn · 17/02/2019 15:08

Well I’m feeling smug now! Grin

OhYouBadBadKitten · 17/02/2019 15:34

I wish I had long curly copper hair :(

BrizzleMint · 17/02/2019 16:00

I wish I had long curly copper hair sad

@OYBBK it's come with the menopause - my hair was always straight until about 3 years ago and now it's curly. There has got to be one benefit to it all. You can get a lovely copper colour from a bottle.

OhYouBadBadKitten · 17/02/2019 16:03

That's true.
I'll never have long curly hair, but it could be copper.
hmmm. I shall have a contemplation.

BrizzleMint · 17/02/2019 16:08

Lush do a nice mix of brown and red henna to get copper, a friend of mine used it when she wanted my colour hair - I went in with her so she could ask them how to get my hair colour.

OhYouBadBadKitten · 17/02/2019 16:13

I'll have a look, thanks!

Watch for the sad thread asking for advice when I've turned green Grin

BrizzleMint · 17/02/2019 17:20

Unless you eat it you shouldn't go Envy

OhYouBadBadKitten · 17/02/2019 17:25
Grin
MamaLovesMango · 17/02/2019 17:27

I’ve really enjoyed reading this thread. I have nothing to add unfortunately, as a have an appalling lack of imagination. Thank goodness you lot do to give me all the laughs Grin

Dowser · 17/02/2019 17:44

I liked the idea of giving people their RL name.

Someone said Maureen for ANY FUCKER

No way...Lindsay or Dawn

BrizzleMint · 17/02/2019 17:48

What is my name?

@OYBBK is a Kate and @Sparklingbrook is a Helen or Louise.

FairfaxAikman · 17/02/2019 17:48

I'd be interested in how other MNetters perceive me.

AnyFucker · 17/02/2019 18:28

I have a very unusual christian name

Laiste · 17/02/2019 18:42

Fenella? Grin @AF

I've been around for donkeys years but have name changed 3 times.

Anyone do me?

GinUnicorn · 17/02/2019 18:47

Brizzlemint I imagined you as Rebecca and anyfucker I thought Lindsay.

BrizzleMint · 17/02/2019 18:50

AnyFucker is something no-nonsense.

WithAllIntenseAndPurposes · 17/02/2019 20:06

@AnyFucker is called Marguerite

HaventGotAllDay · 17/02/2019 20:14

Dowser- no no no, I have always maintained that Justine, Carrie and Olivia were really called Doreen, Maureen and Noreen and sat 'aving a day on the back steps in their rollers like Les Dawson mother in laws and the Islington Glitterati image was clever marketing.

FrankUnderwoodsWife · 17/02/2019 20:20

@BreakfastAtSquiffanys is 5’9 dark haired, long layered bob. Dark suits for work and no nonsense attitude, but you know she is kindness personified, ferociously intelligent, sexy as hell. At the weekend is the dark haired spit of Martha Stewart
Am i right?

GoFiguire · 17/02/2019 20:25

Ta love thanks

HaventGotAllDay · 17/02/2019 20:29

"''aving a day"= "'aving a fag" obvs.

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