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Do you find yourself imagining what some of the regular mumsnetters look like?

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CocoDeMoll · 15/02/2019 11:18

AnyFucker proper upper middle look but urban, edgy, boho look not country wax jacket look. Choppy hair bobbed.

worraliberty super skinny, very well manicured look, long hair in a straight ponytail. Same goes for bluntness

BertrandRussell has a unique look a bit like a left wing school teacher. Soft features but a sharp tongue.

Anyone else

(Obviously I could have these all wrong and I meant no offence by anything I’ve writtain. All very light hearted!!)

OP posts:
SneakyGremlins · 16/02/2019 00:54

I'm not a makeup kinda guy Grin

one day

Tolleshunt · 16/02/2019 00:58

Don't you know being non-binary is de rigeur these days?

SneakyGremlins · 16/02/2019 01:02

not on MN

Grin
Tolleshunt · 16/02/2019 01:16

Ha ha! V trye!

Tolleshunt · 16/02/2019 01:17

True even!

It would be nice if MN bothered to fix the preview function this side of Christmas.

Graphista · 16/02/2019 01:18

pigletjohn I imagine is like a chap I know, solidly built but NOT fat, kindly blue eyes, brown short back n sides (to control the curl, when he's getting to point of needing a cut random curls Spring free), bit of a lopsided grin. Mostly in jeans and sweaters, but nice ones, colourful sweaters.

AF - short stylishly grey hair a la Helen mirren or meryl Streep in devil wears prada but it's not naturally grey or if not grey then pillar box red, slim but sturdy, wiry, flashing green eyes, easy smile. Practical but stylish in dress, smart jeans, crisp shirts and low heeled but elegant boots. I think she's quite tall, at least 5'9"

Worraliberty reminds me of a friend so in my head she has naturally curly hair worn long in ringlets, bit like Julia roberts in pretty woman, curvy, brown eyes. Tends to be in office wear but with quirky touches.

Bertrandrussell reminds me of an ex lecturer of mine. Long straight naturally blonde hair, very 70's that she has a habit of tucking behind of her ears when she's talking passionately, waif like slim, long fingers and a wide grin. Very much hippy/boho clothing choices.

Attilathemeerkat reminds me of another ex-lecturer, petite, softer in the body but still slim, just someone it'd be comforting to get hugs off, light brown curly hair (OK a perm - it was the 80's when I knew her), serious eyes until she laughs when they sparkle with mischief. Wears chunky knits with either jeans or long denim skirts.

Bluntness100 I think has short funky auburn hair, purple or red frame glasses, petite, curvy & unknowingly sexy, wears tailored trousers with loose silky tops and funky jewellery

All written before real life corrections.

Appolloanddaphne so sorry for your loss Thanks

Do me - without doing an AS!

IfNotNowThenWhy · 16/02/2019 01:18

There's NO WAY that SGB wears trousers suits! 😂
In case you were all dying to know, I look exactly like Beyonce.

ReaganSomerset · 16/02/2019 01:19

I think I can spot one of us a mile off but how do I know if I'm right, I can't just rock up and start asking people if they post on Mumsnet.

Just sidle up slyly and say, 'AIBU?'
If they respond, 'YANBU. LTB.' you're on to a winner.
If they respond with, 'What?' or similar, give them a look as if they're the weird one and sidle off again.

IfNotNowThenWhy · 16/02/2019 01:22

Graphista you are a mathematician. You wear asymmetrical grey clothes and have messy blonde hair and glasses.

DioneTheDiabolist · 16/02/2019 01:28

JustineMN, blonde, tall, wafty, tastefully botoxed.

Expensive!Grin

With an amazing handbag!GrinGrinGrin

SneakyGremlins · 16/02/2019 01:31

@Graphista are you saying pigletjohn is Jonathan Creek?

I reckon you have a very Mrs Bird appearance but in a good way Blush

@DioneTheDiabolist "tastefully botoxed" Grin

Tolleshunt · 16/02/2019 01:36

Graphista I think you have shortish brown wavy hair, and kind brown eyes. You have multiple piercings in your ears, and a small, tasteful tattoo from when you were very much younger. You usually wear casual clothes and Go Walks, but scrub up nicely when required. You wear interesting, quirky, jewellery.

Graphista · 16/02/2019 02:12

"Just sidle up slyly and say, 'AIBU?'
If they respond, 'YANBU. LTB.' you're on to a winner." 😂 love this idea. We need a secret handshake or something, how about a high five - with pinky tucked down?

"you are a mathematician." Haha I failed GCSE maths! Had to retake

"You wear asymmetrical grey clothes and have messy blonde hair and glasses." I've been blonde at times (not naturally) I do wear glasses but not for everything. Haven't worn grey since I had to for school

"are you saying pigletjohn is Jonathan Creek?" No! Jonathan creek is skinny with long curly hair.

"I think you have shortish brown wavy hair sorry, very long (almost to my arse now) auburn with a silver [i'm denying it's grey] streak i wish it were only wavy, even long it's most definitely curly and needs taming, and kind brown eyes i hope they're kind they are brown You have multiple piercings in your ears, and a small, tasteful tattoo from when you were very much younger no tattoos - yet I know I'm a rarity on that score - only 2 piercings in each ear You usually wear casual clothes i veer between boho/hippy casual and a nod to 80's power dressing and Go Walks used to love to, now don't due to disability & currently housebound by agoraphobia , but scrub up nicely when required thats when the 80's power dressing comes in 😂. You wear interesting, quirky, jewellery." I think so, my mother thinks they're mismatched & look like dd made them aged 7 😂 I don't like current jewellery fashions so tend to go for online or charity shop finds, plus I have a few sentimental value only pieces that I've inherited from relatives that nobody else wanted

mathanxiety · 16/02/2019 03:47

Mathanxiety, short, plump, glasses, looks like Mary from Gogglebox.

If she has a bruise on her butt from falling off her chair laughing, then I do have at least that in common with Mary from Gogglebox Grin

Average height, no glasses, slimmish, freckled. Cheekbones like Cillian Murphy, hooded eyes. I wear a lot of grey, black, blue denim, maroon, grey blue, blue grey, greige, mainly jeans, sometimes blouses, often t-shirts or long sleeved Ts, long cardigans, clunky boots, black sandals, never higher than 2 inch heels.

MrsCatE · 16/02/2019 05:32

  • ooh, ooh do me!!

I know what Sneaky looks like (it's a secret between me and him Wink).

BusterGonad · 16/02/2019 06:04

Ha ha. Great thread. AnyFucker was just as I imagined. BertrandRussel is definitely tall, slim, attractive in an arty way and wears Cos.

ApolloandDaphne · 16/02/2019 07:25

Sorry I derailed this thread a bit last night. Had too much wine and was a bit drunk and feeling down. Sorry. Fun thread though!

BusterGonad · 16/02/2019 07:37

I don't think you did Apollo, don't beat yourself up. You did nothing wrong.

PhilomenaButterfly · 16/02/2019 08:05
PhilomenaButterfly · 16/02/2019 08:08

Actually, that must be an old photo. And I can't see without specs. And I wear hats so the sky doesn't fall on my head.

TokyoSushi · 16/02/2019 08:17

@OhYouBadBadKitten GrinGrinGrin

I am your absolute classic 'mother' Very blonde hair, usually in a ponytail, a little plumper than I'd like, striped Bretons and skinny jeans all the way, footwear through the seasons of havaianas/converse/biker boots

The sort of person who says hello to many people at the school gates each morning

I'm not remotely Asian, but I hold a life long dream of visiting Japan!

Love this thread!

PhilomenaButterfly · 16/02/2019 08:19

Graphista that secret handshake hurts my pinky!

OhYouBadBadKitten · 16/02/2019 08:22

Grin @TokyoSushi You sound absolutely lovely! I'm a converse kind of lady too.

At4oclockthenormalworld · 16/02/2019 08:47

I always imagine that Datun looks like Carol from Walking Dead as she is similarly" takes no shit" but imagine it's done with a twinkly smile!

ROwantrees I picture as Linda Cardellini as Scooby Doos Velma. She knows everything but and has an amazingly shiny bob cut Grin

TeachesOfPeaches · 16/02/2019 09:36

I imagine most of MN has the classic brown mum bob. The ones that think they're are cool wear converse and the rest wear a boot cut jean with sensible brown boots.