Do you find yourself imagining what some of the regular mumsnetters look like?

[CocoDeMoll]

AnyFucker proper upper middle look but urban, edgy, boho look not country wax jacket look. Choppy hair bobbed.

worraliberty super skinny, very well manicured look, long hair in a straight ponytail. Same goes for bluntness

BertrandRussell has a unique look a bit like a left wing school teacher. Soft features but a sharp tongue.

Anyone else

(Obviously I could have these all wrong and I meant no offence by anything I’ve writtain. All very light hearted!!)

I have MUCH better hair than Victoria Wood

Please do me, I might turn out better than I am.

I love this thread. I have descriptions but none of them are quite as flattering

Burlea is flinty-eyed and dark.

WTAF

Not far off.

That's it, I'm flouncing

MrsTerryPratcett

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Well, like Terry, really

So far from the mark I'm a blonde, blue eyed fatty.

@MrsTerryPratcett is a slim athletic build with a short grey pixie crop. She's tall and wears beautifully cut lounge wear from the white company.

@Bluntness100 has mad curly hair, favours the colour purple, and likes to dig out her DMs and dance to indie pop.

Any Fucker - real name Maureen, lives in or near Manchester, lavender twin set, plastic pearls and those glasses that flick up at the side (in my head anyway!)

@CocoDeMoll has small with a neat black shiny bob with a very short fringe. She wears pinafore dresses with blouses underneath in crazy patterns with big bows. Her feet are tiny and she often buys children's shoes.

"sparklingbrookis very tall in my eyes with brown shortish hair and always carries a independent book shop hessian bag!"

Completely different from what I see 🤣
I think I'm influenced more by someone's username than their posts. Sparkling brook makes me think of golden sunlight on flowing water which translates in human form as shiny golden hair which flows down her back and over her shoulders.

Hmm... maybe I should change my user name to StunninglyBeautifulIn RealLife

Ahh don’t flounce halfwitpicker it’s all good things I said .

ginandginger I see mrsterry as the DM wearer. Funny how we see people without seeing them!!

gonand ginger yes to the feet and children’s shoes . The rest.... no no no!!

What about @PigletJohn? i always imagine a spanner in hand!

@CocoDeMoll the coco part of your name conjures images of hair the colour of dark chocolate. The DeMoll part puts me in mind of gangsters' girlfriends from the old movies. So I see you in tight-fitting vintage clothing. Your hair is cut in in a short blunt bob with fringe and you can often be found smoking a cigarette in a long holder and lounging seductively.

Mine's probably rather obvious!
(But after having lost a stone in the past 6 weeks, should perhaps be renamed BrigitsSlightlySmallerKnickers! )

I have a vague idea of how Xenia might look: early 5Os, slight foreign accent, glasses, shortish curly neat hair.

Weird, I’m usually a very visual person but I have nothing! Apart from AnyFucker, who is stern with very dark hair and the odd grey

arandomposter I’ll take those descriptions and run. Much more glamorous than the reality .

bridgetsknickers well done on the weight loss!!

Ooh ok, is flooding in now. PigletJohn has slightly curly hair and a kindly expression. Always wears grey jeans and a checked shirt!

So far from the mark I'm a blonde, blue eyed fatty.

I think stealthpolarbear is perky with blond hair in a half updo and slightly wavey...all for no reason whatsoever.

I think of BetrandRussel as my long lost twin, so unfortunately for her she looks like me in my head.

Nonsense, this is what Bertrand Russell looks like. Possibly with the addition of breasts.

Where is any fucker, anyway?

Yoo hoo!

MrsTerryPratchett I'm afraid I always picture Rincewind when I see your name