I just looked at Mrs Hinch's toilet roll stamp

[Whisky2014]

What a load of fucking shit.

I'd seen it mentioned on here a couple of times and so I just googled it. Why the fuck would anyone want a drip stain on their toilet roll. As if someone thinks "Oh this is a new roll, great". It's just fucking toilet roll!

Mrs Hinch is a fascinating creature.

Mrs Hinch is a fascinating creature

That she is.

Well after reading this last night and having no clue who this person is or what a toilet roll stamp is.....

TaDah....!

I give you the perfect swirly pattern of the tap in my downstairs shitter....

Has this enriched my life......no, and it's also made the bog roll soggy and DS has just taken a fresh roll to use now. Complete waste of time.

No way, I already do all the bloody donkey work loo roll wise- I buy the stuff and I also seem to be the only person in the house that knows how to remove the empty tube and put on a new one, I'm fucked if I'm gonna fanny about with stamps!

It's regressive indeed. See also: Marie Kondo (how many men do you know what have konmaried their homes?!), TOMM and any number of female youtubers posting endless videos of their morning routines, cleaning routines, Sunday prep routines, deep cleaning routines etc etc.

@IamFrauBlucher I've got tap envy now.

I feel very inadequate.

@IamFrauBlucher You've put mine to shame. I'm blaming my tap. It's just not right for this kind of precision work.

I agree on how regressive it is.... However one the konmarie front my DH is a huge fan of clearing out crap and a nicely organised airing cupboard. He has been a bit inspired by her methods and YouTube videos. I am a complete slattern so I'm not complaining! I think konmarie is less gender specific and doesn't really sell itself as a hobby or leisure activity more as a way of simplying your life and home.......the opposite of Mrs hinch in some ways.

Oh please don't have envy...it'll be the first and last time my toilet stamp is on display 😂😂😂

In Hinchs defence she isn’t actually responsible for that! Another cleaning account is.

As a family of 5 I’d end up living in my bathroom if I wanted to do this.

I’ll stick to my normal bog roll.

Omg iamfrau what fancy taps you have!

I don't care who created it really, they are all the same.

Wow, just had my first experience with her instagram.. wtf? How is this a thing? Over 1 million people following photos of an entirely grey house?!

So you stamp your loo-roll to broadcast to everyone you've gone number 2?

Save time and water by wetting it with urine and then pressing against your anus for a nice design.

Omg cele thats disgusting

I thought you stamped it with the screw thing under the sink? I've never tried it but have a very overinvested Hinching family member!

@DoYouLikeBasghetti do you not use paper for a wee?

I wonder if all the taps have different patterns? I do have better things to do but I'm now curious.

Lol at cele.

Y'all jealous at this.

After 5 minutes of making the point, ruining one loo roll and getting a new one, it does make a flower shape!

Just waiting for DH to notice and shower me with compliments...

(this was very pointless, 1/10, would not do again)

WTAF. I'm happy if there's toilet paper half the time, the fuck am I wasting my time on this shite!

Gummy, yours sort of looks like a nipple, I'm afraid. Please try harder!

Ok I had to look. The only colour in that house is the grass outside!

comebacksoonsusan, yours has a slight orange staining to it. This is utterly unacceptable in Stepford Wife School. Please go to the back of the class and spend at least an hour a day scrubbing your taps.

Oooh this must have been what my cleaners used last week. I felt all fancy when I spotted it.

Haha! I will go directly to Hinch detention.