I just looked at Mrs Hinch's toilet roll stamp

[Whisky2014]

What a load of fucking shit.

I'd seen it mentioned on here a couple of times and so I just googled it. Why the fuck would anyone want a drip stain on their toilet roll. As if someone thinks "Oh this is a new roll, great". It's just fucking toilet roll!

Doesn't this stamp thing just mess up the entire loo roll?

She was on breakfast TV the other day so I had a look at her channel. It’s just .., rubbish. I mean she seems nice but really, it’s just such a waste to focus all your time and energy on ... cleaning. but then she’s making a mint and building a brand so ... she’s a product of our time and now with the baby, the sky’s the limit.

She's a stepford wife and so are all her followers.

it just looks like the bog roll does if I ever need a wee after a shower/ bath and I’m not completely dry. It would be ridiculously shit if it was a sticker/ glitter/ stamp but at least it wouldn’t look much worse than an unmarked bog roll. Using damp bog roll, especially anywhere other than my own home, gives me the heeby jeebies.

WTF?!!

Someone beat me to it.

I've read the whole thread, googled and I'm none the bloody wiser! Can anyone enlighten me?

Agreed. Also her instagram feed is a sea of grey! I’m surprised she hasn’t accidentally produced chlorine gas and evacuated her street with the amount of chemicals she seems to use at once.

Lol @celebelly fantastic!

Heathrobinson no we can't!

So you wet the loo roll in a little circle to stick it down every single time someone uses the loo?!

Ds2 used to put whole unopened bog rolls in the toilet

My DS2 used to do this too. He once dropped one of his sister's My Little Pony toys down the loo along with a lump of Playdoh and a tub of glitter then decided the perfect way to cover up his crime would be to put a whole toilet roll (still on the roll) on top of it. "They'll never suspect a thing........"

I used to work in a hotel and we would get in trouble if we didn't fold the toilet roll into a point, supervisor would check the angle of the fold and everything

You shove the bog roll onto the underside of the tap and it makes a flower stamp. I tried it a couple of times for fun post-poo entertainment but I got over the thrill of it pretty quickly.

That Hinch woman and everything she is and stands for depresses me.

Whisky2014 Arf!

What the actual fuck??

What purpose does this actually serve apart from making your bog roll a bit damp and hard to get the paper off again once it dries??

I don't understand....

If I started to do this Mr BC would think I have finally fecking lost it and start padding the spare room for me.

Er, WTF, Wannabe? The end is my tap is not a flower. Does everyone else have a flower?

Lol badcat..i know, I know! It is actual insanity!

My tap is a circle. Cleary I don't make the grade. Thank fuck

I've just checked my tap... it's not in the shape of a flower... I will FAIL!!! FAIL AT BOG ROLL STAMPING!!!

Do I need to get new taps in that are in the shape of a flower then to be a proper woman??

What flower taps do they do?? Daisy? Would a sunflower tap be too big??! begins to fret :D

My tap is kind of a long rectangle end, not a circle?! So now I need to get a new tap...

So let me get this right...
You go for a shit, and, once you've finished, you take the toilet roll off the holder, fold it into a point, then get it soggy on the tap. Then put it back on the holder. Every time you go?
Fucks sake, life's far too short for that carry on.

I think try for an orchid at least, badcat!

Correct on both instances, white!

I thought mine was a circle but when I shoved the loo roll up against it it did make a kind of flower shape. It was exciting for a moment. Then the bog roll took 5 days to dry and went all wrinkly and it lost its shine.

I mean the activity lost its shine. My bog roll isn't shiny. I bet Hinch's is.

What would the suffragettes say!

I hate the way women get all excited about cleaning! When the men do it I’ll do it.