Worst baby names you’ve heard of recently..

[Poppylizzyrose]

I’m talking the ridiculous ones, so not meaning to offend anyone. If you remember the story how you heard it please include that too!

Mine
When I was in hospital after my c section 6 weeks ago, lady across from me was talking to a nurse. The conversation went like this-

Nurse “he’s gorgeous! Does he have a name?”
Lady “yeh he’s legend king, after my dad”
Nurse “ooh....lovely!”
Lady “yeah named him after my dad as my dad died yesterday, same day e was born”
Nurse “oh I’m so sorry!”
Lady “it’s alright happened years ago, he was stabbed never liked the bastard serves him right!”
Nurse “okay! Right you can have these pain killers...”

😂😂 know I shouldn’t laugh but me and my mum told everyone at Christmas.

Names and stories please!

@xsquared I didn’t.

Kenny is unusual for a 9yo. I met a baby Derek recently which also seemed unusual for a baby.

People down the road have a son called De Nero.

@FlaviaAlbia Danger is Austin Powers middle name and the most common added middle name in deed poll, it really isn't 'out there' like a lot of people think, pretty cringy actually, lol

Herefortheduration think I could vote him "child most likely to change their name to James" when they grow up

Beaujolais (colleague), Khaleessee (family member of a friend's partner)

I know a Ptolemy he will be about 11/12 now.

Pebbles
Cupcake
Stamford

Receptionist at doctors. "Velveteen".

Someone at sons school called 'cosmo'
Cosmo is a normal name, I think there is a Saint Cosmo.

Destinee.

I absolutely loathe Jayden, seems as if they couldn't decide on Jay or Dennis.

Candida.

Girl called Llio (pronounced Leo) and her little brother Volo

Karma Oak

D'sire
Brxyl

A little boy called Bobbie-Rai

Rai is pronounced like “Rye” instead of “Ray”, but the worst bit is the parents make you say the whole name. They get grumpy if you just call him Bobbie even though that what he himself prefers.

Sisters called Red and Six, the dad was a huge Liverpool fan.

I like a lot of these names.
Nothing wrong with:
Cosmo
Beau
Winter
Indigo
Walter

Friends neighbour's little boy is called Oak, brother of Rowan.
Surname Hunt.

There was a Lily-Lollipop at the hospital when I was there last year.

Dick Braine (the new UKIP leader) has to be my current favourite though.

DD has a friend called Keith in her foundation class.
Someone in a Facebook group I am in has a child called Bodhi-Fox, a double barrelled first name.

I like Calypso and Cosmo.

@calilark, I'm sure I've heard that name recently Bodhi-Fox

Keith is brilliant! Bring back Keith!

In the 90's I was at school with a girl called Pepper.

I know two young siblings who are called Harry and Bo.... someone didn't think that through. Also siblings called Holly and Olly.