What have you eaten today

[HaudYerWheeshtYaWeeBellend]

This morning I had pate, cheese and olives followed by a pigs in blanket buttiie, then some S&V pringles

Then had turkey brie, Brussel spout and cranberry baguette (small)

Then we met friends at our local grill house and had a spicy box (chilli, nacho chips, grilled spicy chicken, jalapeños topped garlic bread, cheesy jalapeños bites, Cajun chips, spicy wings, and steak topped fries with peppercorn sauce... and a side of sour cream and peri peri sauce

I'm now looking at the fridge thinking what else to eat...

I NEVER eat like this, I'm normally a 2 meal a day woman with some healthy snacks in between, but feel like I want to eat the world

I think you should relax and stop making mental lists of what you have eaten today.

Everything. I've eaten everything today. I'm going to be The Woman Who Pooped Christmas if I don't calm myself down soon but DH is warming me up some leftover Christmas pudding and custard so I'm rolling with it and hoping Tom Fletcher makes me into one of his books.

I've also drunk the best part of a bottle of Baileys in the last 24 hours. I did take the dog for a walk, though, on DS7's segway, so I'm practically an athlete.

Absolutely nothing.
I've only drunk sparkling water.

Cheese footballs, twiglets, avocado with prawns, florentines, toast, Turkish delight, and anything else that requires zero effort

Boiled egg and toast for breakfast, a few bits of cold turkey and some tomatoes and a handful of sherbert pips (my favourite sweets) I've just made a left overs curry for the family but am not eating it myself..my body is telling me to eat some thing healthy! (and not the amazing cheeses we have in the fridge :D )

Chocolate cake and cream for breakfast 😳
Leftovers for lunch - broccoli cheese, parsnips, potatoes, peas and carrots.
Dinner was buffet food as we had lots of people over. I had pepper sticks, cherry tomatoes, crackers, cheese, bread, mozzarella sticks, crisps, dips, veggie pizza, lebkuchen.

I'm so full.

That spicy box sounds wonderful

Today for me;
Poached eggs, mushrooms and bacon on toast. Glass of champagne (it’s still Christmas right?)

Turkey and pigs in blanket sandwich. Crisps

Lord only knows how many chocolates

DH is currently doing home mad pizza for our guests so I’m having some too ( mine will be ham, mushroom and chilli)

2 glasses white wine
1 whiskey
4 glasses of champagne

Croissant
Bagel with bacon and cream cheese
2 small pieces cheesecake
A few sausage rolls and crisps
Small baguette with turkey, cranberry and Swiss cheese.
Leftover roast potatoes and pigs in blankets

In my defence I’m 36 weeks pregnant! Don’t usually eat like that.

No breakfast this morning as still too full from our mammoth feast yesterday
Then, Turkey, ham & stuffing sandwiches with pigs in blankets chaser & ready salted crisps on the side! Lunchtime 'Desert' of after eights & Ferrero R.
Currently drinking a glass of fizz and waiting to get hungry enough to tackle the leftover cheeseboard

2 slices of buttered toast in bed that I begged for because I felt hungover.
A bacon sandwich
A bowl of trifle
3 chocolate orange slices
A ham and chutney sandwich
A 2nd Xmas dinner from leftovers
Another bowl of trifle
Mince with Baileys cream
A bowl of tiramisu
Many many mugs of tea.

I started off well with special k (rip off version from Aldi)...which after a walk descended into eating the left over pigs in blankets and roast spuds. Left over Turkey in a wholemeal (clutching at straws) roll for lunch. Lasagne and salad for tea.
Going to start on the choc in a mo. I've just finished a bottle of cava and got the munchies.

McDonald’s breakfast, a few Thornton’s chocolates, hoisin spring rolls, mini chocolate puddings and a packet of flamin hot Cheetos. Not very festive I know

Croissants, yoghurt, fruit, cheese slice and salad, large amount of crisps, 4 chocolates and having cheese and crackers for tea. Omg roll on next week's healthy eating regime.

Huge roast lunch followed by Christmas pudding, custard and many additional chocolates.

Buffet dinner including cheeseboard, crisps, nuts pickles....more chocolates.

Plus too many glasses of bucks fizz.

I have serious heartburn now

So far:

No breakfast as was cooking for visit from MIL
Chicken tagine with rice
Cake with custard
Small side plate of cheese and crackers

Feeling peckish but DH is grumpy and unwell, so likely to question a second trip to the fridge...

Chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast, potato waffles with leftover gammon & chicken plus sliced cheese and Pringles, most of a m&s cookie biscuit pack and more Pringles. DH has just put the oven on for more party food and leftovers.

I ate vegetables yesterday so that counteracts today! 🤦🏽‍♀️

Waffles for breakfast, then battered and fried fish, eggs and warm liver patee with bacon, as well as tartelettes and a frikadelle.
Then some sweets. Nearly 2 bottles of wine, 3/4 of an Asti and a whole white wine.
On the way home from. Christmas lunch I bought 2 taquitos at 7/11.

Having a great time tbh

Porridge, toast with Nutella, tea X2
Few chocolates
Roast dinner with my parents (went to ILs yesterday) followed by a bowl of M&S Holly + Jolly cake
Still stuffed, so will just have some fruit and perhaps some more chocolate soon!

No alcohol as I'm pregnant but had a bottle of passion fruit soda from M&S which was delicious.

Cheese, cheese and more cheese

Half a grapefruit for breakfast

Homemade onion soup, bread, chocs for lunch

Turkey pie and broccoli for supper.

Plus a gin earlier.

Might dive into the Ferrero Rocher in a sec

A bacon sandwich for breakfast. A whole Reese's peanut Snowman not long after. Some dates. Smoked salmon, avocado, salad, Stilton and buttered crackers for tea. A large glass of sherry. A few of my very expensive hand made chocolates. An apple and an orange.

Breakfast - some of the nice Christmas biscuits
Lunch - left over pigs in blankets and roast potatoes
Dinner - Turkey, veg, stuffing and potatoes followed by Christmas pudding
Snacks - chocolate

Poached eggs and smashed avocado on toast
Several stollen bites
Some Pringles
Slice of Christmas pie, cheese, coleslaw, baguette, bubble and squeak. A mini Wispa

Banana on rice cake
Spinach omelette
The end of a gluten free Yule log
3 squares of dark chocolate with almonds

That’s it...that’s my lot for the day.