What have you eaten today

[HaudYerWheeshtYaWeeBellend]

This morning I had pate, cheese and olives followed by a pigs in blanket buttiie, then some S&V pringles

Then had turkey brie, Brussel spout and cranberry baguette (small)

Then we met friends at our local grill house and had a spicy box (chilli, nacho chips, grilled spicy chicken, jalapeños topped garlic bread, cheesy jalapeños bites, Cajun chips, spicy wings, and steak topped fries with peppercorn sauce... and a side of sour cream and peri peri sauce

I'm now looking at the fridge thinking what else to eat...

I NEVER eat like this, I'm normally a 2 meal a day woman with some healthy snacks in between, but feel like I want to eat the world

Slice of toast, baked beans and a fried egg.
Lentil bolognaise with pasta. Slice of bread and butter.
An iced finger.
2 slices of toast and marmalade.

Porridge with all bran and honey

Two cupasoups
Two squares crisps
Two biscuits

Veggie sausages, chips, broccoli

Mini magnum

Dragging this up

Crumpets x2
4 slices of toast
Some Percy pigs
Dahl and rice

I did run 7 miles but still... so carb heavy

I had a falafel wrap for lunch with humous, salad, sweet chilli sauce and saurkraut. It was amazing.
Then I had 4 fererro rochers mid afternoon plus 2 glasses of water.
A cup of tea when I got in from work
I had a blue steak and peas for dinner with a glass of red wine.
I've reached the stage of Christmas Cheese Consumption now where I am pretty much craving raw vegetables.

A miniature cornetto
A fried egg butty with 2 eggs
Chilli and tortilla chips with soured cream

B- coffee and a yoghurt
L- Caesar wrap and fruit pot
D- feta and beetroot salad, crisps, lilt

2x crumpet
Hummous and red onion sandwich
2x toast when I found out DP was going to be late as fuck for dinner
Veggie fried rice for dinner

Porridge honey raisins

Veg soup homemade
Banana
Crisps
2 biscuits

Veg lasagne with peas
Doughnut

2 slices brown toast and marmite, tea, coffee, berry fruit yoghurt
Wholemeal ham salad sandwich with mayo
Tonight dinner will be a baked chicken, veg dish trying to get back to some kind of normal meals / eating after gluttony of Christmas

2x crumpet
Chips and peas
Leek and mushroom pie with broccoli and potato

Left over Chinese noodles with sweet and sour sauce for lunch and homemade cottage pie for dinner 🤤 and a cup of tea for breakfast

I have not been able to stop eating all day!

Shite mostly. Just bread and crumpets and stooge and craving sweet things.

1 piece of toast with peanut butter
Grapes
Natural yoghurt with strawberry
Chicken curry soup and bread
Pack of Thai sweet chilli sensations
Banana
Chipotle bean soup

(Haven't been bothered to cook today!)

Two poached eggs on toast with butter

Some leftovers from the party platters we got for New Year's Eve (samosas, onion bhajis, masala bites, spring rolls, mini pizzas and mini tacos) with Nando's garlic sauce, tzatziki, yoghurt and mint sauce and mango chutney to dip them in

Mushroom and Camembert pie with peas and crispy potatoes

Some tea

Scrambled eggs
Bit of cheese

Coffee

More coffee

Sliced turkey
2 bowls of homemade soup

An apple
More sliced turkey

Pot roast beef, 2 small potatoes, gravy, carrots, roasted cauliflower and butternut squash

Lots of water, no wine. I was tempted though.

Granola, banana, tea, Coffee
Quesidila, pinto beans, water
Tea, few squares praline chocolate
Salmon, potatoes, red cabbage, green beans, tonic water

B: banana and loads of blueberries
L: beef casserole w/ French white roll
Before gym: can of tuna
After gym: feta & pomegranate salad small bowl
D: ham and cheese quiche with lots of salad and little crisps on top w French dressing
3 teas and 1 mint tea 🍵

Breakfast was cold brew coffee and cream, coconut chia pudding with walnuts

Lunch was low carb seed “bread” with avocado, poached eggs and a tiny bit of leftover gammon

Snacks were a babybel and a couple of Christmas chocolates

Dinner will be meatballs and chickpea pasta or beef stir fry and sprouts (noodles for DH) depending on what DH fancies

B- Coca Cola and sweets 🙈
L- passion fruit yoghurt and coffee
S- grapes, Apple and cheese
D- beef style quorn stir fry with sweet chilli and garlic sauce
S- chocolate, rest of sweets, fizzy peach

Wholemeal toast with Marmite
Homemade fruit flapjack
Homemade cheese and onion pasty
Another flapjack
Lancashire hotpot with bread and butter

Too much, basically, and I feel rather revolting (but enjoyed it all)

2 slice white toast and butter
Mug of tea

Salad leaves with avocado, tomato, cucumber, sun-dried tomatoes, gherkins, cheddar and plum chutney cheese, salad dressing.
4 water biscuits
Pro biotic Yoghurt drink
Rice crackers
Satsuma
Apple
Caramel Latte from one of those sachets

Apple

Homemade Quorn and veg chilli (peppers, onions, mushrooms, spinach) topped with grated cheese
Rice
Two squares of dark mint chocolate
Red bush, creme caramel tea (teapigs)

Porridge with raisins

Jacket with beans

Halloumi stir fry

Two Freddos

Over 2 litres of water also- yay! This is my January goal.

Breakfast: 12 red grapes and a cup of cold, weak black coffee (the latter was not deliberate...no time to make a fresh pot)
Midmorning snack: 6 red grapes
Late lunch: 3 slices of goats' cheese (1 cm. thick, 5cm. diameter each) with a tomato and a slice of avocado, half a pint of lager, and a black coffee
Dinner: half a salmon fillet, cooked in paper in the oven with a handful of fresh spinach and a handful of frozen chopped red pepper, plus steamed green beans
Other drinks: water

1/3rd cup porridge (oats, frozen blueberries, water, about 2 inch of banana (mashed), almond butter). That’s shared with the 2 kids so I didn’t eat all that.

Nakd cashew cookie bar which i really shouldn’t have had - post-gym, only ingredients are cashews and dates

Sweet potato toast (2 slices),
half an avocado,
1 egg over easy (nonstick pan so no oil needed)
3/4 of an apple and 2 tsp ish almond butter(I’m addicted)

Puff pastry pizza/tart with red pesto, broccoli, tomato, sweet corn, cheddar, Stilton.
Big side salad (romaine, spinach, cucumber).
Carrots and french beans (for the 3 year old’s component!)

I would love to eat like some of you lot 😂 although everything I had today was delicious as well. I’m enormous, the GP told me to lose weight today and I can’t and I’ve been trying for more than 10 years 😭😭😭