What have you eaten today

[HaudYerWheeshtYaWeeBellend]

This morning I had pate, cheese and olives followed by a pigs in blanket buttiie, then some S&V pringles

Then had turkey brie, Brussel spout and cranberry baguette (small)

Then we met friends at our local grill house and had a spicy box (chilli, nacho chips, grilled spicy chicken, jalapeños topped garlic bread, cheesy jalapeños bites, Cajun chips, spicy wings, and steak topped fries with peppercorn sauce... and a side of sour cream and peri peri sauce

I'm now looking at the fridge thinking what else to eat...

I NEVER eat like this, I'm normally a 2 meal a day woman with some healthy snacks in between, but feel like I want to eat the world

This afternoon 2 slices of brown toast one with tinned tomatoes on and the other a fried egg and pickle,all washed down with lots of coffee and squash.

This evening,chicken dippers,mini sausage rolls,chinese things,king prawns,dips,homous,crudites,breadsticks,breaded goats cheese breaded camembert and cranberries,a cheese board,lots of baileys,lots of schnapps.

Now I'm tucking into warm mince pies and cream and a nice cup of coffee.

Full English, subway veggie deluge and then a pomodoro pasta fuck it it's new year - also had a bottle of wine 😂😂😂

This morning Im having thick white bloomer buttie with butter, lots of bacon, black pudding and brown sauce, with fresh OJ and mugs of tea

Then having french baguettes, with ham, chicken, brie, and cranberry jam... for lunch

followed by homemade broth...

dry jan and healthy eating starts this week...

Croissant and jam, tea, coffee
Tuna, tomato, cheese pasta, glass of cava,
Tea and mince pie
Roast lamb with all the trimmings, water and red wine

Toast with peanut butter. Water.

Coronation chicken in gem lettuce leaves x 4. More water.

4 dinky decker chocolates.

Going to have a cup of Earl Grey in a moment

Supper later will be bean and chorizo stew with crusty bread. And wine.

Pancakes

Marmite and cucumber sandwich
Crisps
A few quality streets

Curry takeaway tonight

Croissant with Mojito jam for breakfast ( around lunchtime)

Pate and toast about half an hour ago

Lasagne in the oven

Nothing yet as been to busy arguing with prick of a husband, waiting for my son and girlfriend to turn up and going to order Indian,
Husband still on the missing list so hopefully his found somewhere to go!!!!

Nothing at all. I've had a horrendous hangover and spent all day in bed.

I will definitely be indulging in junk food later though.

Bacon, eggs and spinach.
Two squares of 90% cocoa chocolate.
Chilli (beef mince, onion, ginger, sweet potato, carrot, tomato, chickpeas) with brown rice.
Intending to eat Christmas pudding later.

Brunch: x2 slices Rarebit toast

x3 Lindt balls

x3 chocolate orange cookies

Dinner: Chicken pie, mash, broccoli and carrots

Drinks: x2 cups tea, coffee, orange juice

Shocked to notice I haven't drunk any water. Will have a pint now!

This is making me feel so much better
Bacon and eggs
Fat coke
Bag of cheese puffs (large)
Half a bag of sensations sweet chilli crisps
Tuna mayo sarnie
About to have -
M&S luxury mini pie selection
Warm baguettes
Cheese and chutneys
Cold meats
Possibly washed down with a few Quality Street.

Rather a lot of bread for me today - but I'm working (self-employed and don't have a lot of time to cook.

Breakfast was mashed banana on toast with honey and big mug of coffee

Lunch was tomato soup and a cheese salad sandwich.

Afternoon snack was a Satsuma and a big cup of tea.

Tea was a veggie burger in a bun with fried onions, ketchup and mustard and a small glass of orange juice.

3 slices of toast and jam.
Hummous, salad, sweet chilli noodles.
Banana, half a caramac, 2 clementines.
Pasta, tomatoes and cheese.

Some bread and butter and crisps in the middle of the day.

Waiting for DP to get back and will have vegan sausage casserole (use Sainsbury’s shroomdogs, they are delicious) with mash, peas, broccoli and kale

B: skipped
L: 300g tomato & basil soup
S: bag of salt & vinegar snack a jacks
D: lasagna with salad on the side
D: 90g of watermelon

Yesterday:
B: Weetabix & banana
L: Cheese & pickle sandwich, crisps
D: turkey dinner that my mum made for us all

Also had some chocolate last night. Mostly just picked at the meals as I wasn't very hungry yesterday.

Porridge with all bran and raisins

Massive salad

Curry

About 15 chocolates

Porridge
Scrambled egg on toast with grilled tomato
Cheese roll
Quality Streets
M&S xmas jaffa cakes

B: Small bowl of Cheerios with a sliced banana, mug of coffee
L: Veggie bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich
S: Apple and a packet of those Cheddars
D: Veggie sausages, sweet potato mash, onion gravy, mixed veg
Several cups of green tea and ordinary tea

..... and that's me lot for today!

Yesterday I had 2x crumpet
Some bloomer bread with hummous and red onion chutney
Fajitas with pepper and mushroom filling

Homemade apple juice, Milk ,sandwich etc.

A crumpet and a slice of brown toast with butter and marmite, tea, coffee
Banana
Pasta with Tuna, sweetcorn, tomatoes,capers, parmesan cheese,
Water, mint tea
Christmas pudding and creme fraiche
Dinner tonight is beef chill and rice

I need to start curbing my huge eating as I'm 33 weeks pregnant and who knows how much weight I've gained! I'll be on some serious cut down once the baby's here so if I at least stop being such a pig from now it might be easier.

Picked at DS' leftovers from breakfast, a couple of spoonfuls of weetabix and half a piece of whole meal toast and butter

Yoghurt and a nakd cereal bar

Egg mayo sandwich (wholemeal bread), with salad and plum tomatoes, packet of Walkers Baked crisps and an apple

Will try and only have a small snack later, and tea is a vegetarian rice dish. Snacks are my downfall! My meals are always fairly healthy.

A sad food day for me today :(

Breakfast - porridge and 3 oaty biscuits (not sad).

Mid morning (cafe) - latte (still not sad) and a slice of apple cake, which I noticed halfway through was mouldy; the butter/cream cheese icing in the middle had visible mould on it and tasted rank. I'd eaten too much to complain and was with a friend who's going through an awful breakup so I didn't feel I could make a fuss about my cake (sad, and worried I'm going to be poisoned).

Lunch - Pret a Manger avocado wrap, and the avocado was completely hard and unripe (sad, sad, sad).

I don't eat dinner on a Thursday as I have a very busy evening, so that's my lot, and I feel sad and ill.