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OMG I'm thick as mince

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OopsInamechangedagain · 21/12/2018 20:43

I was just doing an online trivia quiz and one of the answers mentioned that zebra crossings are so-called because the black and white stripes resemble a zebra's coat. I can't believe that not once in my 40-odd years on this planet did I twig the connection!

What else have I missed...? Confused

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ChesterGreySideboard · 21/12/2018 21:28

Well I’m guessing Adam Ant came from Adam Adamant Lives. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Adamant_Lives!

E20mom · 21/12/2018 21:31

Blushdiagon ally! I had no clue

Passmethecrisps · 21/12/2018 21:31

This reminds me of a pondering my very charming and proper FIL once had. While waiting in a queue behind two young women he overheard one say to the other “naw, yah thick nob jockey”

He has never been able to work out of the recipient of said comment was a jockey of thick nobs or an unintelligent jockey.

ShannonRockallMalin · 21/12/2018 21:32

I was in my twenties before I realised a mongoose was a real animal. For some reason (I blame my dad) I thought it was a mythical creature like a unicorn.

formerbabe · 21/12/2018 21:34

I was totally confused that the Netherlands was Holland and still confused that the people there are called Dutch.

ConsistentInsomniac · 21/12/2018 21:35

It took me a while to get Diagon Alley. Literally got Grimmauld Place a moment again, thanks to WhyAmI

CaptainCallisto · 21/12/2018 21:36

DSis: Yeah, it's really dark green. Like navy green.
Me: Um... the navy don't wear green?
DSis: Oh my god! Is that why it's called navy blue?!

She was 19 Grin

JemAppelleLafayette · 21/12/2018 21:37

I have only realised TONIGHT that Maori from Moana shares his name with The Maori People from, er, New Zealand (and other places) Blush

RainyAfternoon · 21/12/2018 21:40

formerbabe this will deconfuse you about Holland m.youtube.com/watch?v=eE_IUPInEuc maybe!

Did you know the the characters in Frozen; Hans, Christof, Anna, Sven were named so if you run them together they sound like Hans Christian Anderson, who wrote the story that the film is based on (the Snow Queen)

BabySharkDooDooDooDoo · 21/12/2018 21:40

I love these threads Grin

Haggisfish · 21/12/2018 21:40

Omg!! Only just got the Harry Potter ones. I’m thick as mince too!!

PumpedUpTermite · 21/12/2018 21:41

When you wear down your nail file if you peel it back there’s a fresh one underneath!
Probably shit at explaining so here’s a pic.
I’m not admitting my age but I only found out yesterday.

OMG I'm thick as mince
MissRhubarb · 21/12/2018 21:41

Adam Ant was adamant... ooohhh makes sense now. lol

OublietteBravo · 21/12/2018 21:41

What I didn't know is that HOLLAND is not a country! It's a province of The Netherlands!

There are actually two provinces (North Holland and South Holland) that make up Holland. It’s sort of like Yorkshire being made up of North Yorkshire, South Yorkshire and West Yorkshire. All of which are counties in England.

Bowlofbabelfish · 21/12/2018 21:42

That Inspector Rebus is a play on words.
Doh.

MissRhubarb · 21/12/2018 21:42

When you wear down your nail file if you peel it back there’s a fresh one underneath!

What? Omigod, I know NOTHING.

Slapdasherie · 21/12/2018 21:42

I was nearly thirty before I found out that Timbuktu was a real place. I thought it was just made up as a way of saying something was a really really long way away.

Petalflowers · 21/12/2018 21:43

Love the Frozen name explanation (although haven’t actually watched Frozen...).

My contribution to this thread is that the rap artis Flo Rida, gets his name from a Florida.

diddl · 21/12/2018 21:43

" "what animal is used to play polo?" And she said flamingo, as in Mary Poppins! "

Wasn't that croquet in Alice in Wonderland?

ILoveMaxiBondi · 21/12/2018 21:46

pumpedup that’s not true of all nail fails. This circulated on FB a few weeks ago and loads of people posted saying they’d just ruined their nail file trying it Grin

OublietteBravo · 21/12/2018 21:46

It took me years to realise that ‘only smarties have the answer’ was a play on words.

ShockedHorrored · 21/12/2018 21:46

Navy blue. Thanks now I feel incredibly stupid and it’s nearly Christmas. No one should be made to feel this dumb at xmas Xmas Blush

MissClareRemembers · 21/12/2018 21:46

Could someone explain the Inspector Rebus thing please?

Inspectory Bus? 🧐🤓

Bluntness100 · 21/12/2018 21:47

That Inspector Rebus is a play on words

How, you need to explain that 🤪

raffle · 21/12/2018 21:48

What’s that about inspector rebus?