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OMG I'm thick as mince

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OopsInamechangedagain · 21/12/2018 20:43

I was just doing an online trivia quiz and one of the answers mentioned that zebra crossings are so-called because the black and white stripes resemble a zebra's coat. I can't believe that not once in my 40-odd years on this planet did I twig the connection!

What else have I missed...? Confused

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Smidge001 · 23/12/2018 18:11

Festive, I was under the impression that the Romans inserted July (from Julius) and August (from Augustus) thus moving Sept, Oct, Nov and Dec all out by 2 months.

SadieContrary · 23/12/2018 18:35

I only recently discovered that the little arrow next to the petrol gauge sign on your dashboard indicates which side of the car your tank is on 🙈

OMG I'm thick as mince
GabsAlot · 23/12/2018 18:39

oh yes i also dont have one of them on my car dashboard nor my old car

Tweety27 · 23/12/2018 18:57

I worked with a girl who thought Tipperary was not a real place, just a song😂

wanderings · 23/12/2018 19:36

@WitcheryNights Yes, Leeds Castle in Kent, nowhere near Leeds. If Dover Castle is in Dover, and Deal Castle is in Deal... you get the idea.

FestiveGanesh · 23/12/2018 19:43

*Smidge, I have read that on some sources. I think its highly unlikely that there was "dead space" (not assigned to any months) between Dec & March, though. I can see how days may have been "borrowed" to make each month roughly the same length.

EllenJanesthickerknickers · 23/12/2018 19:45

smidge I thought that too, about July and August, but apparently they were called something like Quintillius and Sextillius and were renamed after Julius and Augustus. January and February were the ones added.

oooerrmissus · 23/12/2018 19:54

@wanderings
Leeds is a village in Kent so the castle is named appropriately.

64ChewsBrains · 23/12/2018 19:59

Groups of girls living together do end up having periods at the same time.

This man’s misconception lay in extrapolating that idea to all women. The women at his office, the women in his household, women around Britain ... and presumably beyond. I don’t know how far he bothered to imagine it going, whether he thought it was linked to the moon or what.

ikltownofboothlehem · 23/12/2018 20:06

So what sort of pigs eat roast beef and why?

Pigs will eat anything.

Chesntoots · 23/12/2018 20:17

The Berkeley hunt is pronounced Barclay, so the rhyming slang thing makes no sense.

FestiveGanesh · 23/12/2018 20:38

For anyone interested, here's some information about the months. It seems more likely that the agricultural year was 'dead' between December and March and therefore there wasn't much worth recording/celebrating.

Monr0e · 23/12/2018 20:39

I love these threads, I always learn something new. Thanks to this one I feel suitably stupid not realising navy blue or who mommy was really kissing under the mistletoe 🤦‍♀️

Not sure how true this one is but was told this on a recent tour of London. When hangings were public they would attract large crowds of spectators who treated them as a bit of a celebration and an excuse for a piss up. The next day they would feel like crap as a result of drinking too much at the hanging = hangover

BlankTimes · 23/12/2018 20:40

I worked with a girl who thought Tipperary was not a real place, just a song

When I drove through the town sign said,
"Welcome to Tipperary, you've come a long way"

diddl · 23/12/2018 21:18

"The Berkeley hunt is pronounced Barclay, so the rhyming slang thing makes no sense"

But the word in question rhymes with hunt, so it doesn't matter how you say Berkeley-it could have been any old Hunt!

Whatcanisayexceptyourewelcome · 23/12/2018 21:31

'only the lower jaw moves'... Shock

Can my defence be that I've just never thought about it before?

ItWasntMeItWasIm · 23/12/2018 21:42

But the word in question rhymes with hunt, so it doesn't matter how you say Berkeley-it could have been any old Hunt!

But it does matter if you're trying to say that calling someone a berk is the same as calling them a cunt.

DadDadDad · 23/12/2018 21:43

But the word in question rhymes with hunt, so it doesn't matter how you say Berkeley-it could have been any old Hunt!

@diddl - I think the point being made is that the pronunciation would lead you to "Bark" not "Berk" (the first post on this, said "berk" is a synonym for "cunt" because of the rhyming slang).

@Chesntoots - although I take your point, I don't think this rules out the possibility, as language evolution (especially with slang, I suspect) doesn't always make sense. We need some actual evidence!

PutsFootInIt · 23/12/2018 21:45

Does anyone remember the 'chicken of the sea' moment on Newlyweds with Jessica Simpson?! She would be able to contribute a lot to this thread.

ItWasntMeItWasIm · 23/12/2018 21:46

Posted to soon... Though if the etymology of Berkshire Hunt is good enough for the Oxford dictionary then I can't argue Xmas Grin

Chesntoots · 23/12/2018 21:53

I've just read the dictionary thing too! Still doesn't make sense because surely it was always pronounced Barclay?

That's pretty much going to annoy me for the next couple of days (yes, I am a sad cow, and, no, I have nothing else to think about!)

halfwitpicker · 23/12/2018 22:01

Anyone remember those 'Paws for Thought' teddies /cards/pharapahanalia?

Pause for Thought

Took me a while

Haggisfish · 23/12/2018 22:45

Puts, I do indeed!! I think that was when I realised how utterly stupid people could be!Grin

MongerTruffle · 23/12/2018 22:55

Bowl Great Britain is a single island. It doesn’t include the other islands that are part of England, Scotland and Wales (so Portsmouth isn’t part of Great Britain).

brizzledrizzle · 23/12/2018 23:10

Puts, I do indeed!! I think that was when I realised how utterly stupid people could be!grin

Haha, me too.

Mind you, I can't talk as it only occurred to me tonight that actors/actresses say 'break a leg' because they want the person to get in the cast.