🎅Will you join me in a Christmas name change, just for fun? 🎄

[BlackBeltInPresentWrapping]

Every year I try to hold back the tide of tinsel until December, but I'm happy to admit defeat on the 1st. [santa]

I used to be BlackBeltInChildWrangling - will you join me in a Christmas name change, just for fun? [santa]

I'm trying to think of a better name, but I can't.

PhilomenaChristmasStockingsButterfly

Philomenabrandybutterandmincepie?

It doesn't fit. Previously known as PhilomenaButterfly.

BoooForYou2 now reporting in for duty as BooHasAPressieForYou
Like this idea x

Also too long. Which do you like best?

Who doesn't love a mince pie?

Done - although none Pratchett fans won't get it as being Christmas related sorry. It's made me happy though 😁😁
(I was Cleanermaidcook)

Philomensapie

Smart and fruity!

Was ContessaHallelujahSparklehorse

Love it hogfather

Coffee table update.
Saw this ideal candidate and on the same floor as Christmas decorations. So easy to get the lametta and try it on.
Mr SBC not too keen.

Why do we want lametta on the coffee table Santa?

That is for me to know and you to find out . Puts a little sparkle in the relationship!

Oh, I say!

Just googled lametta. I can't say I approve. Maybe I need more wine.

Ask @BB she knows everything.
As does @Sassy

@MNHQ is there not an official comp this year?
Deliberating whether can be arsed to name change maybe grinchie magnet OR mistletoe magnet chance would be a fine thing

We do NOT want or indeed need lametta anywhere near the thread or anywhere ever unless it's in name change form and even then it will elicit a grimace HTH

Done mine, I was whereiscaroline [santa]

My oh my, you lot have been busy, haven't you, while I've been otherwise engaged definitely nothing to do with having lametta on the coffee table

While BB's away, the name changers will play

Welcome to Boo, Thehog, Contessa and whereis. You're in good company here although admittedly some dodgey company too

We'd all like to welcome Mozzie too, but it seems that they can't be bovvered unless a prize is involved and so grinchiemagnet would suit them perfectly

I like your new name, Phil, but then I liked your old name too. I have also suffered a little name change regret from time to time, so I do understand this is not the baby name thread you know

I have consulted the man in red, thelot, [santa] and he says that, although you are indeed correct about lametta, you definitely need more wine especially as you have suffered the indignity of Sassy inspecting your tinsel never mind the rest

He also wished me to pass on the message to you, SBC, that with some regret he has had to withdraw your place on The Good List this year, sorry because Santa sees all, including lametta on the new coffee table