🎅Will you join me in a Christmas name change, just for fun? 🎄

[BlackBeltInPresentWrapping]

Every year I try to hold back the tide of tinsel until December, but I'm happy to admit defeat on the 1st. [santa]

I used to be BlackBeltInChildWrangling - will you join me in a Christmas name change, just for fun? [santa]

Finally tonight, I'd like to commend our Guru Sassy, on her fastidious patrolling of the thread and bossy decisive judgements on all matters of style and environmental impact. unlike MrsF who seems to be shirking her duties

Morning!
Not sure if it’s good news to wake up to being removed from the good list .
Not sure if I could do anything to get back on .
Well, you know what that means! Lametta on!!!!

Thanks BB I take my role very seriously

Events dear boy!
Rescued a deer caught in a fence today .Surely that will do it !

Yes, I've got a short attention span BB

Tried to upload photo. It will not do it . Argh!

Deer SBC,
BB has had a word with me, and I have decided that in the circumstances I am prepared to overlook a little lametta on your coffee table. What you obviously didn't notice, or are too modest to mention, is that the 'deer' was in fact one of mine.

Many thanks, and the children of the world thank you too,
Yours, FC 🎅

That's OK, MrsF, perfectly understandable. You just be officious Thread Official whenever you can manage it. No need to worry.

You're most welcome, dear Sassy-guru

Ooh who doesn't love a game of Hungry Hounds at Christmas?! Or is it Hippos....? I forget, either way I am an assassin ready to play!

I added a pic of my tasteless tree and the messy coffee table but it didnt load, obviously there is a filter that stops tacky trees

Oh there is indeed

I do apologise for my overzealous assistant, lametta. We would all like to see your tasty tree and especially your lametta on the coffee table.

Steady, or I'll have to set the hungry hippos on you

You're doing a fantastic job really

Did you say AND ? 😍

Yes, Guru, AND.

You can even dip the cake in the gin, if you like.

Whoop whoop whoop! I LOVE Christmas threads!!!!!!!!

Then you end up with bits of soggy in your .

It’s a mere trifle!

Oh dearie, dearie me.

🦌🦌

I can't see those emojis on my phone. Do I want to?

I think, Phil, it means that SBC-Shamps is speechless. We must celebrate this as a rare and exquisite jewel.

As for your sorry comment, Phil, about cake dipped in gin, this only goes to show your inexperience in such matters. Put simply, you are not doing it right. It is a Christmas skill to learn, just like lametta on the coffee table.