🎅Will you join me in a Christmas name change, just for fun? 🎄

[BlackBeltInPresentWrapping]

Every year I try to hold back the tide of tinsel until December, but I'm happy to admit defeat on the 1st. [santa]

I used to be BlackBeltInChildWrangling - will you join me in a Christmas name change, just for fun? [santa]

I wouldn't recommend that for a restful sleep this evening

Ooh , I don’t know!
She is a bit changed after recent threads

I am indeed happy to inspect your tits, bum, fanny and the lot, but if your tinsel is of the cheap tat variety I am afraid I will have to confiscate it forthwith! Shall we start?

Told you !

Changed in honour of my favourite Christmas song... Wish I was at home, this Christmas......bom bom bommmm bommm bommm, bom bom bommmm bommm bommmm

My tree doesn't actually have any tinsel, is this a pro or con?

Oh Lordy, brace yourself thelot

I have promoted a monster

Thanks for the earworm Dubba.

Oh it's a pro!

Phew. I'm not a fan at all. But I like tinseltits as a festive themes

Lamettatastic!

Your tinseltits can stay as long as the tree stays lametta / tinsel free!

I think we'd all imagined you wearing the tinsel, thelot. No, that sounds wrong.

I think that's what The Guru imagined she'd be inspecting too.

Welcome Dubba
I remember that one! Who were you before?

Happy to be inspected next year when I'm skinny. Probably would have said the same this time last year too though!

Me too, thelot, me too.

First time name changing - i feel all grown up!

The thing is, according to a pp, if you have lametta, you get it on the coffee table.

Santa/Shamps is apparently getting a coffee table for Christmas, just so she can have it on one.

That's what I've heard, anyway.

I've name changed. I was EducatingArti.

Welcome, Stuff

Who's a big mumsnetter then?

And welcome to our pArti

Done, I was cherriesfortea

Welcome sherrys

Going out shortly. I might have my head turned by some coffee tables .