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🎅Will you join me in a Christmas name change, just for fun? 🎄

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BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 01/12/2018 01:29

Every year I try to hold back the tide of tinsel until December, but I'm happy to admit defeat on the 1st. [santa]

I used to be BlackBeltInChildWrangling - will you join me in a Christmas name change, just for fun? [santa]

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tinseltitsbumfannythelot · 07/12/2018 19:15

I wouldn't recommend that for a restful sleep this evening Blush

SantaBabycharly · 07/12/2018 19:16

Ooh , I don’t know!
She is a bit changed after recent threadsXmas Blush

ISawSassyKissingSantaClaus · 07/12/2018 19:34

I am indeed happy to inspect your tits, bum, fanny and the lot, but if your tinsel is of the cheap tat variety I am afraid I will have to confiscate it forthwith! Shall we start?

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SantaBabycharly · 07/12/2018 19:45

Told you !Xmas Smile

Dubbadubbadumdum · 07/12/2018 19:47

Changed in honour of my favourite Christmas song... Wish I was at home, this Christmas......bom bom bommmm bommm bommm, bom bom bommmm bommm bommmm

tinseltitsbumfannythelot · 07/12/2018 19:51

My tree doesn't actually have any tinsel, is this a pro or con?

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BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 07/12/2018 19:53

Oh Lordy, brace yourself thelot Xmas Shock

I have promoted a monster Xmas Grin

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PhilomenaSnowflakeButterfly · 07/12/2018 19:59

Thanks for the earworm Dubba. Xmas Grin

ISawSassyKissingSantaClaus · 07/12/2018 20:09

Oh it's a pro!

tinseltitsbumfannythelot · 07/12/2018 20:16

Phew. I'm not a fan at all. But I like tinseltits as a festive themes

SantaBabycharly · 07/12/2018 20:23

Lamettatastic!

ISawSassyKissingSantaClaus · 07/12/2018 20:28

Your tinseltits can stay as long as the tree stays lametta / tinsel free! Xmas Grin

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BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 07/12/2018 20:30

I think we'd all imagined you wearing the tinsel, thelot. No, that sounds wrong. Xmas Blush

I think that's what The Guru imagined she'd be inspecting too. Xmas Grin

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BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 07/12/2018 20:34

Welcome Dubba Xmas Smile
I remember that one! Who were you before?

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tinseltitsbumfannythelot · 07/12/2018 20:34

Happy to be inspected next year when I'm skinny. Probably would have said the same this time last year too though!

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BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 07/12/2018 20:37

Me too, thelot, me too. Xmas Wink

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Stufftheturkeysholewithholly · 07/12/2018 20:40

First time name changing - i feel all grown up!

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BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 07/12/2018 20:44

The thing is, according to a pp, if you have lametta, you get it on the coffee table.

Santa/Shamps is apparently getting a coffee table for Christmas, just so she can have it on one.

That's what I've heard, anyway.Xmas Wink

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ChristmaspArti · 07/12/2018 20:45

I've name changed. I was EducatingArti.

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BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 07/12/2018 20:47

Welcome, Stuff

Who's a big mumsnetter then? Xmas Smile

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BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 07/12/2018 20:49

And welcome to our pArti Xmas Smile

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sherrysfortea · 07/12/2018 20:49

Done, I was cherriesfortea

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BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 07/12/2018 21:42

Welcome sherrys Xmas Smile

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sherrysfortea · 07/12/2018 22:03

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SantaBabycharly · 08/12/2018 14:09

Going out shortly. I might have my head turned by some coffee tables .

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