🎅Will you join me in a Christmas name change, just for fun? 🎄

[BlackBeltInPresentWrapping]

Every year I try to hold back the tide of tinsel until December, but I'm happy to admit defeat on the 1st. [santa]

I used to be BlackBeltInChildWrangling - will you join me in a Christmas name change, just for fun? [santa]

They are deer...as in dearie dearie me (reindeer too so v seasonal)

🔔🔔🔔I wish to announce another appointment to the thread:
SBc/Shamps - Head of Cracker Jokes and Reindeer Welfare 🎅🎄

Just herd the news !

I don't think I can cope with the puns on this thread. I may have to have a little lie down.

Excellent x post there!

How endeering, Phil. But you know what they say, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

🎄🎄I'm staggered that it's only 2 weeks till Christmas Hay.

We could doe with a few more name changers to fawn over.

All welcome on the name change sleigh ride 🎅

Two weeks..........! [santa]

Yes, we're stuffed, aren't we???!!!

Yet here we are on mumsnet sprouting rubbish, as if we'd got all the time in the world

I know. Pretending we don't give a fig gy pudding and are all organised and everything, when really we're all going quietly crackers with the realisation it's TWO WEEKS TODAY!!!!!!!!

Sprouts are on!
Better get back to brandy testing!

Oh , and joke writing! I am in a bit of a rut !
I need an elf to release the antlers. Spots shelf !.....

Going to the podiatrist, Miss Illtoe

Toe toe toe

Are you usually so late with your sprouts, SBc?

Ours always go on on December 1st.

And you do know you're not meant to position your armchair under the mistletoe, don't you, SBc? You are meant to actually give other people a chance? The flask, sandwiches and commode are taking it a little far, deer.

I prefer mine a bit more solid .

The mistletoe is attached to the antlers on my hat.

🔔🔔 🔔 I am delighted to announce that we are now able to offer a free gift of a Christmas kiss* with our pp SBc with every Christmas name change.

Please form a disorderly queue.

*Terms and conditions apply

Was Ladymacmuff

I would have held out if I'd known about the free kisses.

Twirls, kisses everyone, leaves....
mwah mwah mwah xoxoxo

Ooh what should I change mine to??