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🎅Will you join me in a Christmas name change, just for fun? 🎄

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BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 01/12/2018 01:29

Every year I try to hold back the tide of tinsel until December, but I'm happy to admit defeat on the 1st. [santa]

I used to be BlackBeltInChildWrangling - will you join me in a Christmas name change, just for fun? [santa]

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SantaBabycharly · 10/12/2018 21:48
Halo
ISawSassyKissingSantaClaus · 10/12/2018 21:48

They are deer...as in dearie dearie me (reindeer too so v seasonal) Xmas Smile

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BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 10/12/2018 21:55

🔔🔔🔔I wish to announce another appointment to the thread:
SBc/Shamps - Head of Cracker Jokes and Reindeer Welfare 🎅🎄

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SantaBabycharly · 10/12/2018 22:51

Just herd the news !Xmas Grin

Philomensapie · 10/12/2018 22:51

I don't think I can cope with the puns on this thread. I may have to have a little lie down.

Philomensapie · 10/12/2018 22:52

Excellent x post there! Xmas Grin

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BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 11/12/2018 06:46

How endeering, Phil. But you know what they say, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Xmas Wink

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BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 11/12/2018 06:57

🎄🎄I'm staggered that it's only 2 weeks till Christmas Hay.

We could doe with a few more name changers to fawn over.

All welcome on the name change sleigh ride 🎅

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ISawSassyKissingSantaClaus · 11/12/2018 06:59

Two weeks..........! Xmas ShockXmas Confused[santa]

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BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 11/12/2018 07:04

Yes, we're stuffed, aren't we???!!! Xmas Shock

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BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 11/12/2018 07:06

Yet here we are on mumsnet sprouting rubbish, as if we'd got all the time in the world Xmas Grin

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ISawSassyKissingSantaClaus · 11/12/2018 07:29

I know. Pretending we don't give a fig gy pudding and are all organised and everything, when really we're all going quietly crackers with the realisation it's TWO WEEKS TODAY!!!!!!!! Xmas ShockXmas Wink

SantaBabycharly · 11/12/2018 07:31

Sprouts are on!
Better get back to brandy testing!

Oh , and joke writing! I am in a bit of a rut !
I need an elf to release the antlers. Spots shelf !.....

SantaBabycharly · 11/12/2018 08:28

Going to the podiatrist, Miss Illtoe Xmas Hmm

SantaBabycharly · 11/12/2018 08:29

Toe toe toeXmas Grin

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BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 11/12/2018 09:12
Xmas Hmm
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BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 11/12/2018 09:21

Are you usually so late with your sprouts, SBc?

Ours always go on on December 1st.

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BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 11/12/2018 09:29

And you do know you're not meant to position your armchair under the mistletoe, don't you, SBc? You are meant to actually give other people a chance? The flask, sandwiches and commode are taking it a little far, deer. Xmas Hmm

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SantaBabycharly · 11/12/2018 11:03

I prefer mine a bit more solid .

SantaBabycharly · 11/12/2018 11:05

The mistletoe is attached to the antlers on my hat.

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BlackBeltInPresentWrapping · 11/12/2018 17:46

🔔🔔 🔔 I am delighted to announce that we are now able to offer a free gift of a Christmas kiss* with our pp SBc with every Christmas name change.

Please form a disorderly queue.

*Terms and conditions apply

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Ladytinselmuff · 11/12/2018 19:28

Was Ladymacmuff Xmas Grin

tinseltitsbumfannythelot · 11/12/2018 19:41

I would have held out if I'd known about the free kisses.

MistletoeMagnet · 11/12/2018 20:00

Twirls, kisses everyone, leaves....
mwah mwah mwah xoxoxo

SickRose · 11/12/2018 20:03

Ooh what should I change mine to??