I want to live on the side of a quiet mountain

[Urbanbeetler]

...with a fresh stream for water, some fat red chickens and a huge supply of logs for the solid fuel stove.

Please add details to make it a beautiful day dream.

Obviously there's a dog too

Maybe two dogs? And a vegetable garden.

Some well stocked book cases

(Long, crowded and smelly tube journey home this evening)

Solar panels, off grid.

Painting watercolours for a living.

And a supply of sloe gin.

Oh yes- off grid sounds perfect.

A couple of cats.

Look at properties in Cumbria. Possibly Buttermere, Wasdale, Langdales, Enjoy !

Homemade wine and cakes.

Cats would be vital. Purry ones who keep the mice down. How about some geese?

Really decent binoculars and an easy sight telescope please.

If I went on rightmove now I would weep. Honestly, I’d start crying .

A pile of magazines, and a few tartan throws.

Bird feeders

It would have to have a small forest nearby and maybe a field with a horse I could ride. The house would have to be a log cabin.

Yes, and a peacock. They'll be a pond for the ducks and geese.

An over stuffed wing chair. Just one, right by the fire.

A forest! With mushrooms, kindling and wild herbs.

A deserted beach at the foot of the mountain

Now that sound a amazing! Covered in drift wood and rock pools with fresh mussels.

I feel calmer now.

Fluffy cat that likes to snooze on your lap

This is actually my life (when I'm at home, but right now am in the UK caring for my aged Dad). We have the stream, we have the mountain, we had the chickens until the fox visited, we have the 2 dogs and the cat, we have open fireplaces, I had a vegetable garden (husband not great at keeping it up).

I'm hoping to get back there in the next year or so - and would also add - truly astounding view of ocean and mountains, wild winter weather that howls around the house whilst you snuggle under piles of duvets/quilts, great (but sufficiently distant) neighbours, and reliable internet connection!

Basically I could find you this actual place in northern Ireland!