Why on earth would me preferring a matching theme on my tree mean I bleach my arsehole. Probably the most bizarre, batshit statement I've ever read on Mumsnet.
Thanks
I was joking though. It was an off-the-cuff remark based on the fact that I find the matchy matchy trees a bit boring and clinical and I suspect that they are loved mainly by the kind of people who are a bit uptight, obsessed with appearances, and extra hygienic. Hence my comment.
I apologise most sincerely for any offence caused, and I’m revising my statement:
The people with matchy matchy Christmas trees are the people with no sense of humour and bleached arseholes