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DS found suitcases on slip road.

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tararabumdeay · 18/11/2018 18:21

DS 20 was on an A road slip road. There were two suitcases dumped on the carriageway. Other cars were slamming on the anchors or swerving at the last minute. It was safe for him to stop so he retrieved them and brought them home.

They're both PU leather and look to be 70s vintage. The most important thing though is he opened one and saw a bundle of fur in there, 'Oh God, it's a dead animal.'

My reaction was, 'We'll have to report it if that's the case.'

I want to give him credit because he immediately took it outside to investigate. He was calm and collected when he came back with a fox fur stole, presumably the same vintage as the luggage.

Now I want to have a go at him for clearing the carriageway. His face and his actions when he saw the fur, though, made me so proud.

If, indeed, there would have been £kkk or dumped pets in there we'd be waiting here for CID.

It was probably fly tipping. There's always a story about fly tipped baby animals around Christmas. Please don't let it happen anywhere near where you live.

Maybe it was an amateur theatre co trying to get too many props into a trailer. If so I've got your fur stole and the plastic suitcases in the garden.

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HairyDogsOfThigh · 09/08/2019 14:38

You may be right Lido, I'm not sure that would boost sales though, if the food was still talking to you.

TheLidoOfThighs · 09/08/2019 14:42

Maybe we can market it as a special?

ThighThighOfthigh · 09/08/2019 14:56

I can't hear anything, better cross the road.

TheWhoreOfStMawes · 09/08/2019 15:10

JellyBelly Menu finishing soon Lovers. Off out diving soon. Cuttlefish Consommé, Limpet Lasagne and Sugared SeaSlugs on the menu tonight.

Hellocanyouhear · 09/08/2019 15:26

Lol Grin

ThighThighOfthigh · 09/08/2019 17:51

I've crossed the road, I'm not feeling well.

Hellocanyouhear · 09/08/2019 17:58

Oh no what’s wrong? Do you want Dr Badger to pay you a visit?!!

ThighThighOfthigh · 09/08/2019 18:27

I'm afraid of Dr Badger.

TheLidoOfThighs · 09/08/2019 18:29

Do you want Dr Badger to pay you a visit?!!

Sinister.

DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 09/08/2019 18:29

Thigh I think crossing the road has made you quite hungry. Would you like a generous serving of sweet chilli crispy otter?

HairyDogsOfThigh · 09/08/2019 18:37

Whatever you do, don't let Dr Badger visit. Signed: a friend.

ThighThighOfthigh · 09/08/2019 18:44

I've fallen apart i can't get up.

ThighThighOfthigh · 09/08/2019 18:52

Are dicks shiny now?

DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 09/08/2019 18:56

Only if you oil them!

Are you back together again btw? Do you need any glue?

ThighThighOfthigh · 09/08/2019 18:59

No, I'm road kill.

DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 09/08/2019 19:02

Oh I see! Will you be going in the soup?

WombleofThighlandCommon · 09/08/2019 19:25

Is his dick so shiny because he, ahem, 'polishes' it a lot?

SheRasProjectofThigh · 09/08/2019 20:20

Where’s my fucking fried otter? The service in this place is terrible

HairyDogsOfThigh · 09/08/2019 20:22

. Just lie there marinating for a while. .

HairyDogsOfThigh · 09/08/2019 20:23

Proj, i think the badgers ate it, one of them was not quite as dead as we'd thought.

TheLidoOfThighs · 09/08/2019 21:07

Oh for goodness sake, Thigh, pull yourself together. It's just a flesh wound.

nakedscientistOfThigh · 09/08/2019 23:10

Oooh mee too see you there thigh

DS found suitcases on slip road.
ThighThighOfthigh · 09/08/2019 23:23

You'll be there before me Naked bake some cakes!

Have eaten the marinade and hoping for a boiled egg and soldiers.

Shockers · 09/08/2019 23:54

There was an egg dropped into some bracken by a crow a month or two ago. I’ll see whether I can root it out of the undergrowth...

Shockers · 09/08/2019 23:56

And I’m sautéing some soldier ants in wild garlic butter to go with.