Worst songs that you can never unheard

[VanillaSugary]

I'll start off with this little gem

I meant unhear obviously. Thanks, phone!

Bollocks. I've started another thread that no one responds to.

Robin thicke

Baby shark doo doo de doo de doo

The Muppets manamana one. If I hear it I'm singing it for bloody days. Trying desperately not to think about it now!

Aga doo doo doo
Push pineapple
Shake the tree...

No idea what/who but it's out at the moment and seems to consist of 'pamlaaaa it's taking too long oh pamlaaa'

Anyfing by jess glynn

Yes, @ StealthPolarBear, Baby bloody buggering bastard Shark! I’d never heard it until I went on Summer Camp with Cubs....in that week I reckon I heard it about 400,000 times.

Embra are you stuck in the 70s? Not heard that song but it sounds old fashioned

Doo doo de doo de doo

I don't know what it's called or who the song is by, but a couple of weeks ago there was a song on the radio with a man singing 'I really fucked it up this time, MY DEARRR' as the chorus and it was the worst song I've ever heard, even worse than Midnight at the Oasis by the Brand New Heavies, which is saying something because it's shit.

Is that Mumford and Sons with banjo playing?

Feliz Navidad...it mentally cripples me. I actually want to scratch the walls. It is so pointless and plastic and fucking horrible

On the other hand there was a dreadful europo song a decade or so age which was pure shite but so enjoyable

Dragostea din tea. Fantastic.

No Stealth, it's new honest.. although DH says l'm havvering as l'm trying to sing it to him, but its defo in the charts- something about. '0h yeah you got that groove on,' 'body on my lips, body on my hips'. I'm not helping my self am l as it still sounds Pans People-ish!

Anything by Mumford and Sons.

That whiny "if you tolerate this..." song by the manic street preachers

Can't remember who it's by but that one full of nonsense lyrics but repetitively says "little birdhouse in your soul"
Omg I hate that song so much!!!

Walking on Sunshine by Katrina & the Waves.

Absolutely hate it- one of my earliest memories is sitting in the back of my childminders car as a toddler and hearing it on the radio and thinking how much I hated it.

Also, that new Cheryl Cole song deserves an honourable mention

The sinking ship song, ie My heart will go on by Céline Dion. Excruciatingly awful wailing dirge. Shut up and drown, woman.

Sounds like Take That but could be someone else singing about bee stings. "Gotta live for bee stings" why the fuck are you on about bee stings? I know they're unpleasant but really.

The Take That song is These Days.

That Barking song really got on my nerves

Cheryl's new one

The version of Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini with the 'ah yeah' interjection that was #1 in about 1990.

I can't tell you how violently I hate it.

Blurred lines
Chacarron
Man's not hot
The sting goes skat? Or whatever it is
Katy Perry's Chained To The Rhythm