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Worst songs that you can never unheard

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VanillaSugary · 15/11/2018 20:29

I'll start off with this little gem

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TinyRick · 16/11/2018 14:00

That Nickleback song about 'Pants around your feet'

That Pearl Jam song 'Where oh where has my baby gone' or whatever.

Terrible.

AmIthatbloodycold · 16/11/2018 14:05

Anything by Jess Glynn.

Quite how she ever got a recording contract is a mystery

BoringSoup · 16/11/2018 14:08

I’m not keen on Jess Glynn either @AmIthatbloodycold.
Her voice just goes through me like chalk on a blackboard.

MarthaArthur · 16/11/2018 14:08

Little boxes. Its a shit song and the girl cant sing she sounds like she has a bad laryngitis attack. Also the lyrics are quiet nasty about how everyones in little boxes because only boring people go to uni and become doctors and lawyers because they are identical and boring.

claptomania · 16/11/2018 15:57

“Addison Lee” - seems to be about picking up a girl. Features a variety of taxi firms. WHY?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ICPp_1SDueM

LesserofTwoWeevils · 16/11/2018 16:05

Seasons in the Sun.
Wannabe heartwrenching deathbed song, sung by ostensible murderer (? ) looking for sympathy.
1O0% synthetic melodrama based on bogus incomprehensible mystery backstory and with lame cringe-inducing rhymes.

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EastMidsGPs · 16/11/2018 16:13

Life by Des'ree where she thumbs ghost with toast

Cheryl's latest

Shout Out To My Ex ... have a bit of class girls!

EastMidsGPs · 16/11/2018 16:14

Thumbs!!! Bloody autocorrect should be rhythms

3catsandcounting · 16/11/2018 16:33

Lesser - you really don't like that song so you? 😂

Passengers by Elton John. Sooo irritating.

3catsandcounting · 16/11/2018 16:33

*do (not so)

HalfBloodPrincess · 16/11/2018 16:36

D:Ream - things can only get better.
Brian Cox, you may have a brilliant mind but you really fucked up that prediction didn’t you Angry

VanillaSugary · 16/11/2018 17:39

Oh yes @LesserofTwoWeevils What is that song about? I always thought it was someone with a serious illness. Was Michelle his daughter or his sister?

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ALongHardWinter · 16/11/2018 18:11

That ghastly dirge called 'Oh Superman' by (I think) Lori Anderson,in the early 80s. How it got to number one remains an eternal mystery to me.

Bunnyhop1502 · 16/11/2018 18:44

@Foslady that is Perfecf Gentleman by Wycliffe Jean and it is the most ridiculous song you are correct.

Just cos she dances go-go, it don’t make her a ho no, called up my mamma said I’m in love with this stripper yo, we gonna elope to Mexico and so on Grin they play it on Heart FM during the school run...actually my favourite part is when the stripper turns up and raps about how her name is Hope and she dances to pay her college tuition. Why do I know so much about this one damn song?!

Bunnyhop1502 · 16/11/2018 18:44

Oh and I can’t bear Paloma Faith. She seems like a lovely lady but her songs are pap.

ForalltheSaints · 16/11/2018 18:51

Anything by Atomic Kitten, Westlife or Steps.

Spartacunt · 16/11/2018 19:13

99 fucking Red Balloons.
And for some reason, Lifted by The Lighthouse Family. I hate it.

Foslady · 17/11/2018 08:56

@Bunnyhop 1502 I watched the video after you posted that - what’s even more bizzare is that in it there’s a bunch of women in next to nothing gyrating found for the cameras.......and they blank out Him singing ‘Ho’ - because as we all can see that is the most offensive part of it all 😂😂

RTFT · 17/11/2018 09:21

Harvest for the world by The Christians is a big turn off, he's just drones on in The most boring voice

My Shorona for the lyrics - shocking

Anything by Kylie, Cheryl, Spice Girls, Westlife, Boyzone

RTFT · 17/11/2018 09:22

*Sharona

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