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Worst songs that you can never unheard

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VanillaSugary · 15/11/2018 20:29

I'll start off with this little gem

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AGHHHH · 15/11/2018 23:57

Also anything by Bruno Mars

EyeDrops · 16/11/2018 00:33

Friday (I want to say Rebecca Black? Is that right?)

I cannot BEAR it. Absolute rage that such a dire song could get produced.

Foslady · 16/11/2018 00:34

The wonderful song along the lines because she dances oh ho, it don’t make her a whore no - I mean, really????

LilMadAgain · 16/11/2018 00:37

Love made me do it by Cheryl the wanker Cole. It turned into a fucking earworm a couple of days back because I listened to it on the back of a thread on here slating it and I was furious. Nobody needs to have that tripe as an ear worm!

LilMadAgain · 16/11/2018 00:39

Foslady I think (but I'm probably wrong) that the lyrics are 'just cos she dances go-go' meaning that the lady in question is a stripper? Is there even a nice way of saying stripper? Perhaps burlesque is more empowering. Total tangent Grin

Foslady · 16/11/2018 00:43

Hahahaha - trust me tonget the lyrics wrong Grin

notavictim36 · 16/11/2018 00:46

You're Gorgeous by Babybird. Vile, vile, vile.

Hello by Adele. Normally like her but this one grinds my gears.

I'm Not in Love by 10cc... I will switch off radio or walk out room if it plays. I hate it.

Another song, not sure of the title but it starts "Dear God, please excuse my writing...." I hate this so much. depressing and horrible.

notavictim36 · 16/11/2018 00:47

Oh, I forgot one.

Hit Me Baby One More Time. anything by britney, actually.

AGHHHH · 16/11/2018 01:01

Yeah Friday too.

I let her off though because she was like... 11.

SuperDuperJezebel · 16/11/2018 07:40

@EmbraRocks that song was on this morning, it's call Body, by Loud Luxury. I hate it too and it was bothering me that I didn't know the name. Thanks to the Google voice search thing on my phone I know what it's called now... But fyi they're singing "hell nah", not Pam-lar Grin

EmbraRocks · 16/11/2018 07:44

super was just coming on to say the same! will always sing Pammla lm actually impressed you recognized my horrific description!! Grin

woodhill · 16/11/2018 07:55

Not sure who it is but girl group with lead singer doing baby voice

Last night ......?

Eh eh eh eh eh eh etc

Heuschrecke · 16/11/2018 07:56

I'll probably get flamed for this, but Imagine by John Lennon! Although it might not have been so bad for me if it wasn't for the fact that my BFF and I used to go to a piano bar in the 1980s and she always asked the pianist to play it, which bored me to tears.

AmericanHousewifefan · 16/11/2018 08:36

Vanilla was that song actually released? It's horrific.

Stressed out annoys me irrationally. I have to turn it off or leave the room.

VanillaSugary · 16/11/2018 09:52

Hooray - you have put ear worms in my soul!

Not sure if it was released or not. I googled "chicken song" as I was trying to find something else and this came up on YouTube.

I also hate Shania Twain. She don't impress me much.

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PhilomenaButterfly · 16/11/2018 10:03

Yay Vanilla! This link worked! 😂

PhilomenaButterfly · 16/11/2018 10:10

She don't impress me much. 😂

Babybearsporij · 16/11/2018 10:17

@EmbraRocks this one?

SauvingnonBlanketyBlanc · 16/11/2018 10:19

I've now finallyvm watched the new Cheryl song on YouTube and it's dire

Babybearsporij · 16/11/2018 10:20

Any of the Mini Disco songs:

Chu chu ua
El tren
Soca soca baci baci
Ich habe einen kleinen papagei
Veo Veo

myusernamewastakenbyme · 16/11/2018 10:37

Fog on the tyne is all mine all mine lol.....

LadyMonicaBaddingham · 16/11/2018 11:18

A la la la la long, a la la la la long...

You're welcome Wink

LucyMorningStar · 16/11/2018 11:31

Forget You by Celo Green or whatever his name is, he's just screechy.

Anything by Paloma Faith, she sounds constipated at all times.

LilMadAgain · 16/11/2018 12:23

Aww cut Paloma some slack, she did I Just Can't Rely on You, great beat Grin

BoringSoup · 16/11/2018 13:55

Whats a matter you
Gotta no respect
What do you think you do
Why you looking so sad
It’s a not so bad
It’s a nice a place
Ah, shaddap you face...

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