What the ACTUAL FUCK? A hair?? THERE?!?

[MawkishTwaddle]

I've just plucked what can only be described as a white pube out of the middle of my FOREHEAD!

My FOREHEAD!

Is this some kind of peri-menopausal pisstake nobody bothered to tell me about?

A whisker on holiday?

An eyebrow hair gone rogue?

Or the first stage of my transition into a fat unicorn let's face it, rhinoceros?

Please tell me I'm not alone in finding hair where hair should never be.

I sometimes get a random hair and inch or so in from my hairline

OH gets a hair on his nose that he calls his rhino horn...we pluck it and it just comes back

Hairs grow everywhere and it's a constant battle to keep them in check. Chin, lip, neck, boobs, belly...gone are the days of merely shaving the arm pits and sometimes the legs! I have once embraced the happy trail and honestly I think it was better that way. Just embrace my inner man!

I noticed a fine, downy hair all along my jawline shimmering in the sunlight whilst driving. I shit you not, I singed it all off with a lighter (Being VERY careful not to get my hair or sideburns. Worked a bloody treat though!

I used to have long blonde ones sticking out of my very dark thick eyebrow once a few years ago that I had to keep plucking out when it would fall into my eye.

Have plenty of thick chin hairs and boob hairs. Got one that randomly grows in the middle of my cheeks like a wire and 2 on my neck.  I'm 29  there's no hope for the future . Checked for PCOS coz my my mum and sis got it but apparently I'm clear 🤷🏽‍♀️