What the ACTUAL FUCK? A hair?? THERE?!?

[MawkishTwaddle]

I've just plucked what can only be described as a white pube out of the middle of my FOREHEAD!

My FOREHEAD!

Is this some kind of peri-menopausal pisstake nobody bothered to tell me about?

A whisker on holiday?

An eyebrow hair gone rogue?

Or the first stage of my transition into a fat unicorn let's face it, rhinoceros?

Please tell me I'm not alone in finding hair where hair should never be.

I feel your pain! Once I found a really really long one halfway down my back-it was white and about 10cm long
I have a rogue chin bristle too and my pubes are migrating down my upper thighs
DS at 10 occasionally has a forehead one or a cheek one-I love plucking them out!
If I'm this hairy at 35 then I will be full Yeti by 50...

@TheCunkOfPhilomena he says it inches. Bleurgh.

Fuck me. I just googled hair in eyeball. I want to die.

Itches

I get a random grey chin hair.
I also get random hairs on my thumbs and one finger.
They all get plucked! Although the chin hair never shows itself till it's really long!
I'm only 31 and been getting them for a couple of years, so this thread is depressing me as it shows it'll only get worse

I'm plucking my chin daily now, saving for one of those zapper things, why are they so expensive?

Unfortunately, it gets worse, you could end up looking like a bearded clam.

I have a 15 x magnification mirror for these bastard hairs and absurdly expensive tweezers, as I need the grip of the dead to pull some of the fuckers out.

I'm trying not to think about puss filled eyeballs. [vomit]

Bearded clam! I'm dying!!!!

My friend gets a pussy spot on his eyeball then after a few weeks it bursts and a hair comes out.

NOOOOOOO

I actually get a hair growing out the inner part of my ear lobe, it is really thick and black and no kidding it is like pulling the enormous turnip out the ground when trying to tweezer the bastard thing!

I'm ashamed to say when he first told me I shrieked and said 'oh my God that so awful!' 

Poor guy.

I've started getting bright white random eyebrow hairs too oh, can relate to that.
There comes a point where you daren't pluck because no hair grows back.

I was going to say this thread was making me feel better, until I read about the pus-filled eyeball hair.

I can't ever not know that again, now, can I?

I get thick chin ones and I’m only 31! Also randomly get a long one on my back even tho I regularly feel for it, it just suddenly seems to pop up super long.

Chin, cheek, neck, forehead. Thick black pubes I've had since my teens
I've been de haired this morning but they'll be one bastard back by morning.

I’ve had the chin bristles since I was 17. In the middle of getting them lasered off now. Can’t wait

I get one sprouting out of the front of my neck but it always appears fully formed an inch long. Why do I never see it before it reaches its great length?

I turned 40 this year and I'm getting the full compliment that a guy should expect - the ears aren't too bad, it's fairly light coloured and painless to pluck.

But the nose hair :( It grows faster than any other hair on my body. It's a constant battle.

A few weeks ago my darling, sweet little 4yr old SD looked up ant me and informed me that I "have loads of beard up my nose"...

Recently discovered my 2 friends both get nipple hairs - never even knew women got nipple hair I’ve clearly not seen many women’s nipples!
Put my stray moustache wispy threads into perspective...

I’m oddly fascinated by the pus filled hair sprouting eyeball

Why do the white fuckers grow at 10x the rate of the normal ones?

dying at 'grip of the dead', 'turnip' and all the people with 10cm long wafting back/cheek hairs

What is UP with this phenomenon?? I started getting one right on the tip of my nose when I was about 15. I first noticed it when I could feel it blowing in the wind on a school trip

I also am the (not so proud) owner of a nose hair trimmer at the tender age of 29, and have had a full mustache since I was a teenager.

My mum says it's the Irish blood and that I'll probably be fully bearded by the time I'm 60

My DH has a random hair that grows out of his forehead. I've not yet but I get them everywhere else!

MrsGideon I think that was the age I first discovered my long wispy blonde nose hair!

As a young black woman it was very disconcerting I can tell you

On my nipple which appears as if overnight.

Maybe I’m turning in to a cat?

You lucky sod!