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Oh for goodness sake. I have a crush on the builder

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Keyra · 29/10/2018 09:25

I’m such a cliche - middle aged sahm crushing on the builder. I need strategies to look busy and keep out of the way. Blush

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SorenLorensonsInvisibleFriend · 09/11/2018 18:58

What the what what WHAT!!?

I have been so enjoying this all, loving your writing and your little hints that something nice is happening - I miss a few hours and this happens!?

More information needed! And congratulations!

NameChangeToAvoidBeingFound · 09/11/2018 19:01

I’m confused I thought you liked CB? 😂 either way we’ll done.

NancyDonahue · 09/11/2018 19:01

And you can't elaborate because you are shagging his brains out enjoying his company?

FreezerBird · 09/11/2018 19:02

Wait, what?! CG? That's the wrong one, isn't it?

Or have I has this wrong for the whole thread?

DEEEEEETAAAAAAIILS!

halfwitpicker · 09/11/2018 19:03

Whhhhhaaaatrttt

JeSuisPrest · 09/11/2018 19:03

Spill woman!

SorenLorensonsInvisibleFriend · 09/11/2018 19:03

Oh no, wait!!

CG??!

SorenLorensonsInvisibleFriend · 09/11/2018 19:05

We're back into Willoughby/Colonel Brandon territory again, aren't we..

WeeSausage · 09/11/2018 19:06

Now you're just being a tease! Spill the beans!

halfwitpicker · 09/11/2018 19:06

Who is it she really likes? CG or CB??

SnailorSwift · 09/11/2018 19:06

Spill @Keyra - we need to know!

halfwitpicker · 09/11/2018 19:07

I've read the full thread several times and still get confused Confused

AnotherEmma · 09/11/2018 19:15
Shock
DeadButDelicious · 09/11/2018 19:17

I've been reading this thread on and off all day and I am far too invested!

Do tell of this drink with CG! ( I may be quietly rooting for him)

ManchesterMum63 · 09/11/2018 19:20

Hi... Have read-re-read... bit confused... CB/CSB not in the running and OP had drink with CG? Which one has teef ishoos

wannabebetter · 09/11/2018 19:23

Oh God..... please be quick (with whatever..!) & report back - was he the wrong one or the right one!!! (How dare OP have an actual life while we're waiting for updates!!!)

wannabebetter · 09/11/2018 19:25

And what about TP??? (I plaster for money, la la la, thanks pp!!)

Catpyjama · 09/11/2018 19:27

He's so small he's invisible

SnailorSwift · 09/11/2018 19:29

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SnailorSwift · 09/11/2018 19:29

Damn it wrong thread - sorry!

WeeSausage · 09/11/2018 19:48

It's been an hour. I think OP is 'busy'.

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TitilatedOcelot · 09/11/2018 19:52

So what happened? Is it a case of "Reader, I shagged him"?

Hauskat · 09/11/2018 19:53

I have to post because for some reason I lost this thread and that can’t happen

Newspeak · 09/11/2018 19:58

OP come back!! We need details

NancyDonahue · 09/11/2018 20:00

Be patient people. He's a builder. He has a nice solid erection for op to inspect. It takes time.