Oh for goodness sake. I have a crush on the builder

[Keyra]

I’m such a cliche - middle aged sahm crushing on the builder. I need strategies to look busy and keep out of the way.

You sound like my friend and the guy she’s crushing on. Can’t and won’t talk (or often look at each other) unless there’s someone else there as a buffer. But I’ve seen the way he looks at her and it’s ‘intimate’ shall we say. Something she’s only noticed once and that was after I’d pointed it out to her 😂.

Ask him out for a drink and see what happens. If he’s not interested it’s fine. Just don’t be weird about it and he won’t be he’ll take it as a compliment and if nothing else t might break the ice 😂

Just caught up, this is the best thread ever!

Didn't quite go to plan - cb was down a big hole at the front of the extension (not quite sure what it's for - must ask).

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I love it how you've no idea what's going on with a massive hole at the front of the house but know the whereabouts of all the builders!

Disclaimer : I would be exactly the same.

Rain has stopped play over here and the builders have packed up for the day. I guess it means I have to do some actual work now.

@keyra - the jumper is a M&S collaboration with Rosie Huttington WhatsHerFace. It came from the underwear section about 6 years ago but is far too nice to wear to bed, a bit sweaty too I should think!

The hole is something to do with the water mains I'm told. Don't sulk Face, you've worked very hard finding potential lookalikes. I'll save you some hobnobs as a thank you.

Teeth are out!

I heart this thread.

I reckon cg wants you to say that you prefer him when he tells you that cb likes you.

Has cb shown you his pussy pics yet?

Out of interest op which teeth are in / out? top or bottom, glaringly obvious middle or a cheeky gap at one side? It does make a difference IMO - cheeky side gap exposed when grinning is preferable to black hole in the centre.....

Thank you for asking. it was wondering this myself. As a Canadian, I have to admit that black hole in the centre would be preferable to me as it would suggest that he plays hockey, not that he had bad dental hygiene.

Shameless unadulterated place marking. Have been crying with laughter.

I think CG fancies Keyra himself. Funny he sends CB off all the time and doesn't seem to let them have any time alone together.

I think CG fancies Keyra himself. Funny he sends CB off all the time and doesn't seem to let them have any time alone together.

I hope CG is not just dicking OP around for his amusement.

The teeth - one front one and one to the side missing.

I had to go out at 3.30 for an hour. Got home and cg said he'd sent cb home. I've hardly seen him today but the interactions I have had haven't been promising. I think andy might be on to something :(

Are they back tomorrow?

*The teeth - one front one and one to the side missing.

I had to go out at 3.30 for an hour. Got home and cg said he'd sent cb home. I've hardly seen him today but the interactions I have had haven't been promising. I think andy might be on to something :*

Hm, so the missing teeth are not adjepacent? (Why do I care ?)

I hope I am wrong about CG.

Are they back tomorrow?

Who, the builders or the teeth?

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Have you name changed Keyra?

Just discovered this thread. Settling down with some popcorn and a box of wine for a happy ending by Xmas! 😍😘

Top middle & adjacent side, bottom middle & adjacent side, top middle & unconnected side (top or bottom) or bottom middle & unconnected side (top or bottom)??? Sorry - we need details here!!!

No, no name change?

However - I've just been for a drink with cg.

A drink??!! Tell us more

tell us, dammit!!! What happened?

OMG @Keyra

What a bombshell! Please tell all

Oh really?!

You little minx!!