"Bet your fanny is well baggy after two kids"

[wuckfits]

Can anyone beat this rudeness ???

It’s not great

She has had more picks than a second hand dartboard

Said to me by a 34 yr old man.

I was in shock said "well I guess you'll never find out"

Next day I get flowers delivered claims he was joking . Very 👏🏼fucking👏🏼funny . Nope your still blocked and I still think your a dickhead .

Seen more cock ends than weekends.

After many dc I was bullied at work that I had a fanny like a welly top.
Won't write my reply as it wasn't pc.
To clarify dh has no issues with it at all.

OP - was this man trying to date you?

Yes!!!

When you finally clap eyes on his todger you could say, "Oh my ex had a vein in his bigger than that".

I get slitty eyed and shirty at rudeness though

"Omg what am I supposed to do with that?"

What a charmer!

I’ve had four DCs all vaginally with not a single tear or snip. I am extremely proud of my stretchy foof.

Send him my way 😂😂

Il never be clapping my eyes on him again!!! It wasn't the first time I'd been out with him, this was like the third date.

He keeps messaging my friend now saying sorry and it was a joke .

I’d have asked if he had concerns about filling it and then tell him that his chat up line ensured he’d never need to worry about it

Boak.

Yeah, someone said this today on MN:
"Hope your dick goes black and falls off on your birthday!"
It was the birthday bit that got me rockin'!

I got 'nice tits, are they real? How long before you let me have a go on them?'

Spoiler alert: he never got to have a go on them.

I've heard men make comments like this and only once had a witty rejoinder: "Surely you're used to your dick flapping about like a fly in a tunnel regardless?" Fucking charmers.

On being introduced to a man at my friend's wedding his girlfriend said 'this is TheFillijonk she's got twins' to which he told me I should have kept my legs together.
Fucking tosser. Thankfully I've never set eyes on him again.

Well, that’s got to be the best chat up line in history.

Sorry and "joke" why would anyone go out with a fool like this.

Excellent on the spot retort OP!

When I was at school and about 15 I was speaking to a group of lads and then one piped up and said you've got a pretty face but don't know about the rest of you (yes I was fat). The worst thing is as a young girl with an already low self esteem I actually took that as a compliment. 🙁

Wow. You’d have to be a special combination of insecure, nasty and thick to come out with that one.

Was it an attempt at “negging”?

What is "negging"?

I'm not sure what he was thinking, obviously wasn't thinking about the film we were watching !!

And thinking flowers would soften me up haha

He really knows how to charm a woman, doesn't he...

I too wonder whether the fuckwit was negging.
Negging is a strategy that is supposed to knock us off-balance and make us want to strive to be worthy of their attentions. It’s misogynistic shit and rude.
I’m so happy you responded as you did.

Does neggy ever actually work? Are there women who really strive to be worthy of a man who is deliberately rude to them?