"Bet your fanny is well baggy after two kids"

[wuckfits]

Can anyone beat this rudeness ???

negging not neggy

He is just trying to prepare you for his small penis, move on

"You're so ugly I'd have to put a bag over your face to rape you", but it was a bit of a different situation, I think... certainly wasn't a third date. Sounds like the sort of idiot who genuinely thought you'd say "no it's not let me prove it to you". Ugh.

When I was pushing my daughter down the road when she was a baby, a group of builders started shouting 'I bet that baby gets fed well from them t**ts' with all the others learing and being vile.

I was mortified!

I seriously don't know what's wrong with people!

What an awful thing to say to you OP!!

We were watching a film at mine , safe to say he had a swift exit 🖐🏻 bye loser go back to your single bed at your mums. I wonder how his ex put up with him for so long 🧐

He keeps messaging my friend now saying sorry and it was a joke

Perhaps your friend could point out to him that it's not a joke unless two people are laughing.

Making fun of someone with the expectation that they will be happy to join you in laughing at themselves gets pitched as "teasing" but because many people are not witty enough to structure teasing so that it's really understood to be a compliment, most of the time "teasing" is actually closer to bullying.

I've had similar. My charmer said it at a double dinner date so with an audience!

For once in my life I was quick with a remark and said "aww hun, you trying to get your pencil dick excuses in early huh? Don't worry, you're getting nowhere near me so don't be so insecure!'

He tried to splutter something about a joke and he was referring to my size not his own but it just made us laugh harder so he sulked the rest of the night.

I think the twat did me a favour really, he seemed the type to embrace Negging fully!

The negging thing is a real weird phenomenon isn't it? Is there a mens magazine that had instruction in it maybe and they have fully embraced it for some reason? I encountered a really obvious case of it a few weeks ago and it was so contrived it was funny and I just flared my nostrils at him in the end and said, "Does that approach ever work for you?" He asked what I meant and I lied and said I had a degree in psychology and that I found his personality really interesting and then stared at him like an amoeba under a microscope. He buggered off. Tosser!

I once got told: "You have a great body, it's a shame that your personality ruins it."

I told him to go fuck himself.

body is now not so great now I've had two kids

My friend and I walked past 2 men in a club and one said ‘pretty face, crap body’ as I walked past, then as my friend walked past ‘good body, ugly face’.
We ignored them but I wish I’d thought of a good comeback!

A friend used to say of his ex that she was the melancholy type.

Body like a melon, face like a collie!

It simply beggars belief that this prize catch is single.

Ugh, what a creep.

In a situation like that, I’d never turn it around and bring the man’s penis into the conversation, even in a scathing way. I think it just cements their thought process around your vagina and their penis being somehow linked in your head.

I’d stick with a simple “that was very rude. I want you to leave now”.

I think the best witty comeback that I've heard was when a bloke said to a woman 'Oi love,do you want to sit on my face?'. She replied 'It looks as if someone has already'.

I had a guy try something similar a few weeks ago. I noticed he was trying the whole push/pull thing which is annoying as fuck as it is, then he was like "yeah you've got a nice bum, nice figure, pretty face" and I kind of laughed and said "oh is that in order of importance?" And he was like "well you don't look at the fireplace when you're poking the fire". Think I just eyerolled and walked away. Clearly has read The Game at some point and thinks he's a pickup artist

Oh my god why on Earth is he single? It's baffling!

Single bed at his Mum's?!

Reply to a negger ..."have you ever had sex ..? .."with anyone who wanted to do it with you or did you have to pay everytime?"

Reply to a negger 2 .."have you ever had sex ..other than on your own?" Head tilt , smile.

And he thought that might actually give him a chance to find out???

Well done on the order of the boot. Let us hope every other female does the same.

I was at a car boot organised by my local Citizens Advice Bureau with my three kids. Two on foot one in pram and I had just bought the older two ice cream. As I was helping my son with his he accidently got some on my trousers, to which one of the volunteer organisers says

"You know what you should have done, don't you?"

"What's that then?" I say back to him thinking maybe he was gonna suggest a solution for the stain or something but no he goes "Ya should have kept your legs crossed" and walked off laughing whilst I stood there stunned. Who says that?

I left almost immediately after I know it's stupid but it actually quite upset me. Happened back in July but I still think about it. Some people just don't think before they open their mouths.

" I guess when you've got a tiny willy, you probably find all fannies a bit big for you".

It’s not a joke unless two are laughing. You did right, OP! Shut that shit down every time!

@Princess9891 that is a disgusting thing to say. You could go back to Citizen's Advice and report the volunteer. When he gets 'sacked' put on a sad face and say 'You know what you should have done? Kept your mouth shut!'

Seriously, report the barsteward. Zero tolerance!