"Bet your fanny is well baggy after two kids"

[wuckfits]

Can anyone beat this rudeness ???

I am LOLing that this knobwit thinks that ‘It was a joke’ makes it OK. As if you can’t wait to date a guy who makes ‘jokes’ like that!

I hate the misogyny of ‘big fanny’ jokes. And it isn’t even true. Vaginas are muscle. Unless there has been an injury it snaps back, with a bit of physio (Kegel excercises and orgasms )

In my teens I was dating a guy who tried to get me to tell him my past history. I wouldn't budge,so he said it's ok ,he'll figure it out for himself. I asked how. He replied with "well...have you heard of the term bucket?". I laughed and said "of course,you can now wank in one since you're single". Twat.

Cat 21, something like:
Bet only thing smaller than his IQ is his penis?

I did complain, nothing came of it, no apology, nothing.

It makes me sad. :(

We were watching a film at mine , safe to say he had a swift exit 🖐🏻 bye loser go back to your single bed at your mums. I wonder how his ex put up with him for so long 🧐

Were you on a date?

You to have to wonder how much traction he gets with that approach.

Another twat who has no idea how a vagina works.

Negging - Is that the new, "Treat em mean, keep em keen" mantra? Is this what blokes are doing now?

No wonder I've been single 9 years. I have zero tolerance what that kind of bollocks.

Why are some people so horrible. Op you sound strong. I can’t beat that for nastiness but I did laugh at my dd’s comeback to a man who shouted out to her in the street “where have you been all my life?” Her reply: “I don’t think I was born for most of it”.

Yeah third date, oh well.

Laughing at some of these , what goes through their minds , like are they for real? Do they think they will get a positive outcome? And negging does sound like the new treat em mean keep em keen.

Not quite sure how it would actually work tho??

Years ago in a previous job the obvious Casanova took a liking to me. The feeling wasn't mutual.
One day he was discussing me with another (male) work colleague. "I'm not after anything serious with Hilda though. I just want a quick fuck".
He didn't realise that I was standing right behind him. I tapped him on the shoulder, he turned around and I said "Fuck off John. Now, was that quick enough for you?''

He never came near me again.

Office Casanova, not obvious Casanova.
Then again .....

Sly way of warning you he has a micro-dick, OP.

ALongHardWinter Tue 09-Oct-18 19:40:30

"I think the best witty comeback that I've heard was when a bloke said to a woman 'Oi love,do you want to sit on my face?'. She replied 'It looks as if someone has already'."

i cant stop laughing at this Am filing it in my memory bank just in case,

I tapped him on the shoulder, he turned around and I said "Fuck off John. Now, was that quick enough for you?''

I LOVE this! Absolutely brilliant. 😂 😂 😂

Vile and childish. He sounds grim OP. No loss there is it- any bloke that knows that little about vaginas is hardly likely to impress in the bedroom anyway. Not that you'd ever want to find out, with hilarious 'jokes' like that coming out of his mouth anyway

Unacceptable!

Just for fun here, in the list of top threads, your thread and the one below read

Bet your fanny must be well baggy after two kids
Is this acceptable for a job interview ?

@Princess9891

Please, please complain. As someone who works for the service, I ask you to complain so that your local office can take appropriate action against this person. I'm so sorry it happened to you - I am horrified. We obviously don't want people to behave like that, and this person needs telling!

You can complain locally - all CAB should have leaflets telling you about the complaints procedure. Or you can complain by contacting national Citizens Advice, which will pass your complaint on to your local service on your behalf.

Apologies for the derail, OP, I just couldn't let that one pass!

@Princess9891

Just seen that you have complained. Please take it further. The Feedback team are there to help you.

www.citizensadvice.org.uk/about-us/contact-us/complaints/complaints-procedure/

Negging is a pick-up artist technique of giving insults that are disguised as compliments. Things like "You're actually really attractive for a fat bird". It's designed to unnerve you, catch you off-guard and make you try harder to attract him. These things can sometimes work if they're done very subtly, but it's usually done when meeting someone new. If he suddenly insults you on a third date, he's more likely to be just a garden-variety idiot.

When working on a bar, a man came in with a group of mates being all rowdy and acting like 'lads'.

He thought he'd be clever and said to me "Why don't you come round here and sit on my face?" I replied "Why? Is your nose bigger than your dick?"

All his mates laughed at him...!

“There’s a giant cunt in the room but it’s not mine”

@Khaleesi78 amazing comeback!!

These are all reminiscent of Sid The Sexist from Viz.

"Eee.. ahhd love to get in tha knickaas Pet!"

"No need, Ahve already got a cunt in them!"

I don't even know their name or anything I doubt any thing will be able to go on it.

I could be a 16 year old virgin and you'd still be rattling about like a pen in a pot! Would be my response to that. Twat.

I worked a man who explained that in his country, English woman were considered very bad in bed and proceeded to tell me a 'joke' about a man who was arrested for having sex with a dead woman, but got off, his defence being he thought she was English. Silly, silly man, I would have happily banged him like a barn door on a windy night if he hadn't shared that gem.