Embarrassing confession time

[dontbesillyhenry]

Mine is as follows:

I have NEVER seen the rocky horror show.

I don't get any of the references when people go on about it....

Yours please

I mean embarrassing would be the time when I fell over backwards as a child, and burned my bum on a teapot that was on the floor. My idiot older step brother had put it there, and I was probably only about seven or eight, and it tipped over and very hot water went all over me.

I feel that's pretty embarrassing even though it was horrible too.

@Giggorata - the Weird Al link was to his song 'Confessions'

I don't like musical theatre and haven't seen Star Wars

Never seen a Harry Potter Film.
Or any Game of Thrones.

When I was pregnant I craved dishwasher tablets...

I thought the 'Truman Show' was a live reality show when I was 15...

I can't read maps (I blame Geography on that one as I can name every cloud formation, rock type, and measure rainfall)...

I'm so bad at parking that I often have a colleague offer to do it (we have a daft work policy which means we have to 'reverse park' or you get an email shaming you... I was in a meeting once, it had taken me five attempts to park this damn car. I ran in flustered - didn't help the builders on the site next door were stood in hysterics - sat next to a gentleman and said 'I might have actually been early if it wasn't for this daft policy, I can't park and if I go in front end some power mad git names and shames you!' You guessed it, out over 100 people in that damn room... He replied 'that's me', I had to sit for an hour hoping the ground would swallow me up, and after that, that he wouldn't take my insult out on my motor

@mollysmammy that has just cracked me up 😂😂😂

I love Monday mornings

Not embarrassing but odd

I have never read a Harry Potter book

I didn’t know about the peppers either. That explains why I only ever saw green pepper growing up (my parents grew them, picked them when they were green.)

@melmo26

I can’t make smooth mash
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You need a ricer! Best mash ever

that red green yellow orange peppers are the same thing at different stages of ripeness
That's not right, they go from green to red, or green to orange/yellow.

I love fantasy ( as in mythology)

Wait, prunes are plums???

I don't like Jimi Hendrix.

Yes, pruned are dried plums 😁

Can’t bear Strictly

i butter with a spoon and have a phobia of socks

Brass bands make me cry.

Sometimes when I’m out shopping I pretend there is paparazzi following me!