Embarrassing confession time

[dontbesillyhenry]

Mine is as follows:

I have NEVER seen the rocky horror show.

I don't get any of the references when people go on about it....

Yours please

I fancy Stephen Mangan. Should that be an embarrassing crush?

I've still to DTD at age 47. I'm not actually ashamed, I think I've just been unlucky.

I actually dislike love island because I think it's all attention seeking madness

No smooth mash here either, it’s really bad
Never watch any reality tv ever cringe
Can’t stand most music or the radio, which people find odd.
I don’t hear so well either so on nights out I just nod and smile a lot but with music in background I can’t hear anything

Up until 4 years ago I thought every house had it's own individual postcode...

Until very recently (last year) I thought one of the main characters in Star Wars was called Hans (Solo). I'm 45

DH and DS thought it hilarious

I never seen any Star Wars films or any Lord Of The Rings. I haven’t seen Mamma Mia. I think Grease is crap. I haven’t seen Game of Thrones.

I don’t like Ed Sheeran, Adele, Take That, Robbie Williams, Beyonce...basically popular stuff that everyone is supposed to love.

@fadingfast is there not a character called Hans Solo? I thought that was one of the only facts about Star Wars I knew!!!

I've never watched a James Bond film.

No kirta. Turns out it's Han Solo! Glad I'm not alone in my misunderstanding.

@MaMisled

My husband cooks with bell peppers all the time and neither of us knew that.

Another here who loves Weird Al.. especially White and Nerdy, Foil, Smells like Nirvana, Genius in France..... (don't quite understand how he got on this thread, but couldn't miss giving him a shout out.... if there's a Weird Al appreciation thread, I'm in)

But so as not to to hi jack the thread, let me embarrassedly confess that I can't do two ball or juggle, can't catch for toffee, can't hula hoop and wasn't that great at skipping, either.

Right. I've never watched:-
Game of a Thrones.
Any Harry Potter film.
Any Star Wars film.
Any Lord of the Rings film.
Dirty Dancing.
The Great British Bake Off.
Big Brother/Celebrity Big Brother.
I'm a celebrity get Me out of here.
Love Island.
Friends.
I HATE The Muppets.
I HATE parties.

@Hideandgo it is an ongoing 'life' that I dip into at any spare moment, driving the car, about to go to sleep. It is a world where I have money and nothing to worry about!

I don't know my times tables..... any of them.... and I work in finance

I generally don’t like talking to people- most just irk me

I know he can be a complete arsehole but I love Morrissey.

I cannot stand 'The Greatest Showman'.

Strictly come dancing makes me cry, especially when the professionals dance. My husband just sits laughing at me. It just gets me so emotional!

I didn't realise that cowboys were real. I thought they were a made thing for films. Only discovered this at the age of 33! 😬

Dragons. what part of the world do u live in because its azkaban i have serious worries

I have never watched Love Island, Downton, Breaking Bad, GoT, Grays Anatomy or Rocky Horror.

All the woke shit drives me mad.

I have never seen pulp fiction all the way through. I fall asleep part way through each time.

I got up at 1.30am for work, so at 3.30 ive clocked in and am waiting for the morning briefing to begin, one of my team leaders comes up to me & tells me im supposed to be on holiday, i say no, my time of starts monday

Her sheet says im off from today, so we go to the office and call over a manager who checks the computer, computer says im off as from today so now i feel like a right wally 😂

Most of these aren't really embarrassing though.