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AIBU To go horseback riding naked except only my fancy pants and cape?

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TooMuchPenis · 10/09/2018 07:54

Ok not actually me.

Weird advert being offered by MN. Who comes up with this shit? I assume they also do the perfume ads.

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TooMuchPenis · 10/09/2018 07:55

hmmm. It's not showing as uploaded but I know if I post it again it will definitely be there twice...

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CantankerousCamel · 10/09/2018 07:57

The chaffing!

TooOldForThisWhoCares · 10/09/2018 07:57

There should be battalions of us doing this. (God imagine the chafing)

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TooMuchPenis · 10/09/2018 08:03

If you're going to do it at least have the guts to go full Lady Godiva.

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TooMuchPenis · 10/09/2018 08:06

There should be battalions of us doing this. (God imagine the chafing)

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our lacy high cut bikini knickers!

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Gardai · 10/09/2018 08:07

That could be a thong
God help the person behind me

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TooMuchPenis · 10/09/2018 08:08

God help the person behind me

It's the horse I feel bad for in all of this.

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Gardai · 10/09/2018 08:09

Counselling for the horse I’d say

PolkerrisBeach · 10/09/2018 08:09

She really should have a helmet on. Health and Safety first.

Cobblersandhogwash · 10/09/2018 08:11

You lot made me lol on a sciatica addled Monday morning!

Gardai · 10/09/2018 08:12

She needs a robust sports bra
Keep horse riding in that bra and her tits will be on the floor by the time she’s 30.

mypoosmellsofroses · 10/09/2018 08:14

Also that woman seriously needs to get herself on the bra intervention threads, it's pretty but it's not doing any kind of a proper job :)

HemanOrSheRa · 10/09/2018 08:16

The chaffing! And the jiggling.

Gardai · 10/09/2018 08:17

Advertisers are nuts, this has a very 80’s ring to it.

MrsMozart · 10/09/2018 08:20

Oh! All those short hairs getting everywhere ConfusedShock

TheHulksPurplePanties · 10/09/2018 08:22

That's how I got to work today.

DisgraceToTheYChromosome · 10/09/2018 08:22

Put some clothes on child, you'll catch your death. Also, where's your hiviz?

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TooMuchPenis · 10/09/2018 08:25

Oh! All those short hairs getting everywhere

So a sort of natural merkin.

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Spudlet · 10/09/2018 08:27

At least she has her boots on. But autumn winter? I can't see that being a very practical outfit for mucking out at 6am when it's -6. We should club together to get the poor lass some nice thermals. Grin

LittleBookofCalm · 10/09/2018 08:30

that poor model, she does not look very happy.

LittleBookofCalm · 10/09/2018 08:30

she is sitting on a saddle

KlutzyDraconequus · 10/09/2018 08:33

I'm going to have a wild stab in the dark and say that a man came up with that idea.
Yep I know thats probably sexist, I just can't see a woman suggesting another woman sit on a horse in her pants.

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TooMuchPenis · 10/09/2018 08:35

I have fixed her poor wee cold lass.

*also I am available for photshop commissions.

AIBU To go horseback riding naked except only my fancy pants and cape?
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Fromage · 10/09/2018 08:37

Are they selling bras or horses? Are they making a hilarious pun that women are whorse?

Who comes up with this, well, horse shit?

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TooMuchPenis · 10/09/2018 08:40

Are they selling bras or horses? Are they making a hilarious pun that women are whorse?

I think it started out as a rather risque Scottish Widows ad but they got a bit muddled up.

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