AIBU To go horseback riding naked except only my fancy pants and cape?

[TooMuchPenis]

Ok not actually me.

Weird advert being offered by MN. Who comes up with this shit? I assume they also do the perfume ads.

competitions - not completions!

Bruises from the stirrup leathers pinching aren't an attractive look imo; and she'll be tucking her boobs in her granny knickers before long, wearing a bra like that 😳

Was I the only person who spotted she's actually holding the reins properly?