AIBU To go horseback riding naked except only my fancy pants and cape?

[TooMuchPenis]

Ok not actually me.

Weird advert being offered by MN. Who comes up with this shit? I assume they also do the perfume ads.

I've just had a look at the Andres Sarda website and their bras only go up to an E cup. I don't know why they're even bothering. Even a lot of the disappointing brands go up to G these days.

You couldn't ride a horse in a g cup with that kind of coverage.

Well then their bras must be shite.

....muddled up with Horse And Hound, presumably.

It's for a range of underwear called Tally Ho.

I mean, it's for men to buy underwear for their partners, isn't it, it's all male-fantasy dullardry, no actual normal woman would go "No, I don't need any new underwear at the mom.....hang on. A woman wearing underwear on a horse? Yes, I do need new sexy see-through bras and a thong and I must buy them now."

It was definitely a man that came up with this horseshit
"Oh ya great idea, beautiful brunette in cloak in this seasons lacy on horse"
Nobbery

What next, a woman in lipstick on a camel? A woman with swishy hair on a seaside donkey? A woman advertising toasters on the back of an elephant? What is this madness?

We need a trigger warning on all underwear ads aimed at men

"This advert is purely for male entertainment and is not designed to be taken seriously by the wearer of the underwear"

I hope its photoshopped, out of consideration for the horse.

Excellent photoshop job op. (Also I like that jacket, what make is it?)

Do you think it's meant to be a play on that tired old cliche about horsey women, hurrhurr, they like a ride, hurrhurrhurr, whips and spurs, hurrhurr...

Well that's cheered up my Monday morning.
Do you think they do underwear for winter dog walking too?
Would it go with my wellies?

... causes horse to stampede.

Or is that buffalo? It’s all very confusing

Not much to add other than great use of photoshop there OP, that's a real improvement

Do you think they do underwear for winter dog walking too?

Yeah they do. you weirdo

What skill you have - It's difficult to tell where your photoshopping starts and ends.

I know. It's a gift and I've been practising for years.

If anyone has any wedding photos or cherished newborn photos they need me to improve I have a very reasonable hourly rate.

how about a woman draped over a car, oh no, that was the 1970s, and we laugh now at that

I love that the ad under this post is this. Cover yourself up love, you’ll catch your death like that.

love this thread (especially the photoshopping!)

Hilarious! More photo shops please, I'm currently trying to prepare for my 'appraisal' and need distraction!

TooMuch The skills! Well impressed

I have one for blinds. Needs to protect my poor bleeding eyes.

Poor girl

Not only must she be freezing, but stirrup leathers pinch like buggery when riding with bare legs

DD has been riding in shorts all summer - her legs are black and blue

Terrible position.

Gosh- it must be a lot warmer in Barcelona than it is in The UK Midlands today!
I'm in boots and a scarf inside!

I quite often do tack inspections at completions - I'm afraid that cloak would have to come of!

A billowing cloak, tied round the neck ... ..and no hat , hair not tied back and I bet she has earings in! I would be having words!