Thick people

[sonlypuppyfat]

Most evenings DD sits in the front garden letting her pet rabbit run around the lawn. He is a normal shaped rabbit black with sticking up ears. Two young boys around 15 or so walked past and one asked what sort of dog it was

Oh and I spent some of my degree in the US. My roommate had never been out of state let alone out of the US.

She was astonished to discover that we have, amongst other things, supermarkets, hairdressers, guns and crime issues here in the UK.

I also showed her pics of my holiday in a tiny Cornish fishing village. 'Wow, is that London?' she asked.

'Yes.' I replied.

At the checkout I asked for a bag for the chicken and lightheartedly said , "just in case there are any chicken juices.

Man on checkout laughed and asked "well what harm are they going to do you to you ?". I did reply "are you joking ? what about Salmonella ?

"Oh you will be fine, you only get Salmonella when you dont cook chicken enough"

For sale on my local Facebook selling group!! A plastic barbecue

You just know some idiot will buy and light that grill up!

There's the viral video where the girl didn't know the answer to "If a car is moving at 100 miles per hour, how many miles will it do in an hour?"

On that note Oldraver I’ve seen someone bragging about eating rare chicken and how delicious it was. When someone commented about salmonella she replied with “oh it’s ok. It’s chicken not salmon” there’s just no hope for the human race at times

We have the news on in our office, a colleague was talking about one of the war zones and asked where they got Molotov cocktails from..... and what they tasted like.

Like there's a bar on the front line 😂