Today's Rightmove gem!

[wholetthekittlesout]

Please, form an orderly queue!

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-55659006.html

It's just that the first five photos are so normal and then bam!

Oh wow! That is not what I was expecting from the exterior shots!

It's very....individual.

I did a countdown of the five normal photos. I was not disappointed

Welp, back garden needs a pool and the angels need their wings back.

It looks like Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen has been let loose on it!

"Must be seen to be fully appreciated." There's your clue, right there...

Woah. What's with all the shite hanging down from the lampshades?

I just don't understand why only certain rooms have been given this, err, treatment...

Is that Liberace’s house???

Oh my! There's absolutely no clue outside that the inside would be so blingy. I wonder why they didn't do up the kitchen.

My friend is thinking of moving to Coulsdon...I'll send her the link!

Shades of Versailles?

Does it come with all the frou? I would have loved that house when I was about 9.

presumably they use the kitchen to calm down in when they get overstimulated by the rest of the house?

Thanks, OP. I needed a chuckle.

OOOOOO I thought it was the dinning table with the plates.

I see what you mean!!

1920s movie set perhaps

It's like the estate agent has listed the photos in order of weirdness.

I love the disclaimer at the bottom saying it's a relative of the estate agent. Probably a bit too awkward to ask them to declutter for the pictures.

2 bathrooms off the hallway? Where's the photo of the other one? Or was that the ensuite? I feel cheated.

And only a drawing room, no living room? 😂

Goodness! I am far from a minimalist but all those things dangling everywhere would drive me round the bend.

I've just seen that if you click on the floor plan link there is a painting of the house too...

Bam indeed.

I love it!

I love it!

That makes magnolia and woodchip seem appealing