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Today's Rightmove gem!

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wholetthekittlesout · 27/08/2018 17:24

Please, form an orderly queue!

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-55659006.html

It's just that the first five photos are so normal and then bam!

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Namechangeforthiscancershit · 27/08/2018 17:25

Oh wow! That is not what I was expecting from the exterior shots!

Haberpop · 27/08/2018 17:25

It's very....individual.

ItchySeveredFoot · 27/08/2018 17:26

I did a countdown of the five normal photos. I was not disappointed Grin

SecretWitch · 27/08/2018 17:26

Welp, back garden needs a pool and the angels need their wings back.

QueenCity · 27/08/2018 17:26

It looks like Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen has been let loose on it!

AwdBovril · 27/08/2018 17:27

"Must be seen to be fully appreciated." There's your clue, right there...

OnTopOfSpaghetti · 27/08/2018 17:27

Woah. What's with all the shite hanging down from the lampshades?Shock

wholetthekittlesout · 27/08/2018 17:27

I just don't understand why only certain rooms have been given this, err, treatment...

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NotUmbongoUnchained · 27/08/2018 17:27

Is that Liberace’s house??? Grin

BlackAmericanoNoSugar · 27/08/2018 17:28

Oh my! There's absolutely no clue outside that the inside would be so blingy. I wonder why they didn't do up the kitchen.

Camomila · 27/08/2018 17:28

My friend is thinking of moving to Coulsdon...I'll send her the link!

GertrudeCB · 27/08/2018 17:29

Shades of Versailles?

hmmwhatatodo · 27/08/2018 17:30

Does it come with all the frou? I would have loved that house when I was about 9.

toothtruth · 27/08/2018 17:30

presumably they use the kitchen to calm down in when they get overstimulated by the rest of the house?

mimibunz · 27/08/2018 17:31

Thanks, OP. I needed a chuckle.

Orangecake123 · 27/08/2018 17:33

OOOOOO I thought it was the dinning table with the plates.

I see what you mean!!

1920s movie set perhaps Grin

AveABanana · 27/08/2018 17:37

It's like the estate agent has listed the photos in order of weirdness.

brokenharbour · 27/08/2018 17:44

I love the disclaimer at the bottom saying it's a relative of the estate agent. Probably a bit too awkward to ask them to declutter for the pictures.

SilverHairedCat · 27/08/2018 17:46

2 bathrooms off the hallway? Where's the photo of the other one? Or was that the ensuite? I feel cheated.

And only a drawing room, no living room? 😂

ScreamingValenta · 27/08/2018 17:47

Goodness! I am far from a minimalist but all those things dangling everywhere would drive me round the bend.

wholetthekittlesout · 27/08/2018 17:48

I've just seen that if you click on the floor plan link there is a painting of the house too...

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MipMipMip · 27/08/2018 17:48

Bam indeed.

MalloryLaurel · 27/08/2018 17:49

I love it!

MalloryLaurel · 27/08/2018 17:50

I love it!

UpstartCrow · 27/08/2018 17:50

That makes magnolia and woodchip seem appealing Grin

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