So, to start off- I'm not a toilet troll, have been around for years (Janet and Roy, penis beaker, Gregg's sausage rolls blah blah blah) but the weirdest thing happened yesterday.
We live in the US, and yesterday one of our neighbours, a guy we know fairly well, knocks on our door. He came in all in a panic, asking for a favour. DH, who is generally too bloody nice for his own good, says what's up, how can we help.
Neighbour then turns to me- and asks for a urine sample! It turns out some random woman on our street has a drug test at work and has asked him to go around trying to get a sample from someone who doesn't smoke weed! For context, drug tests are fairly common in corporate jobs here, have taken them myself. I don't see how she could have got away with bringing in a sample from outside anyway.
At this point I can see DH's face change to a mixture of 
and 
. I said I had just been to the toilet and couldn't go again, to which he said he'd wait! I then told him I wouldn't be comfortable helping someone defraud their employer, to which he said that's fine, went on his way.
Who in their right mind would try and get a random woman to wee in a cup for them?! I understand that she is worried about her job and that he was trying to help her but 
it was so strange!