*KLAXON* I found a shopping list!!

[MyRelationshipIsWeird]

It’s a proper gift of a shopping list. You’re welcome.

So firstly, can you guess which supermarket it was?....

Dog ham?

Ham for the dog?

That list has Waitrose written all over it.

Definitely Waitrose!

Nice slim bread and cooking wine? Definitely Waitrose. Or the other one if you're up north. Booths or whatever it is.

(I buy dog ham and dog sausages - im vegetarian but he has his medication in them!)

The coke reference suggests wanker bankers in central London on a Thursday night tbh

Nice pasta??

what's with the 'nice' items? Is this a special occasion and usually they buy really vile pasta and bread?

The writing deteriorates down the list doesn't it - drank too much Bolly before being chauffeured to Harrods obvs...

Who the fuck writes a shopping list all over the page like that??

What a disjointed list. Lots of nice stuff though.

Salmon has been underscored a lot. It must be really important. I bet they have a recipe planned involving very important salmon with nice pasta. Not with cooking red though, that'd be rank.

mujos it's in aisle order.

It almost looks like two lists, one for everyday stuff, and one for the posh event. Hence ‘nice’ stuff.

They can't spell Pancetta wherever they shop!

Ooh I can’t tolerate the bizarre way she spreads items across the list with random spare lines and using both sides but with no apparent pattern or method!

Was the list for her own use or had she written it for her DH 🤔 who is probably mid sixties and named Derek, wears cords in shades of mustard and rust and works as an antique dealer.

Gah, I’m over invested in this

I think waitrose too or m&s. Far too many nices going on there.

piggy or perhaps a man wrote it?

I would guess Waitrose. Won the list maker shopping there to get some "nice" bits for a little evening gathering they are having.

Dogs shouldn't eat ham! It's very bad for them! They cannot process the high salt content.

If you read it from the bottom up, it's laid out like the supermarket. So you enter the supermarket and get to the fruit and veg first. Carry straight on through the fruit and veg to the meat.

Bread is in the middle at the back, jars and pasta etc right in the middle, deoderant over in the far corner and then back down to the tills vias the drinks aisles.

Makes perfect sense to me.

Two different hands, look at "e"s

All the “nice” food. Does anyone write a list that says “shit ham”, “crap bread”, “mediocre pasta”?

I thought the handwriting was feminine but actually looking again I think this is a list of 2 halves as in 2 different hand have contributed - coke, cooking red & possibly Dove anti have been written by someone else. I’ll bet that’s Derek. Whilst Jean has done all the ‘nice’ this & that.

Dog ham etc, could be hamburgers/hotdogs etc for a BBQ.

Yes, I’m overthinking this.

@TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross I have been known to specify "cheap nasty white bread" on my shopping list (purely for toasting and eating laden with chocolate spread. Takes me back to my student days)

Do Waitrose well shit ham and crap pasta though?

I think maybe a Sainsbury’s shop, the “nice” bits are so they don’t pick up anything from the basic range